Oh how stereotypically racist. Being part Irish myself, I object to the racist notion that Irish people love to get drunk, fight, stuff themselves with corned beef and cabbage, and believe in little green men who stash their hoarded gold at the end of a rainbow. And what's with pinching someone who's not wearing green? We Irish don't abuse someone else who's not Irish, especially the Negroes. We know damned well they're not Irish.
And besides, I'm related to the Northern Irish Protestants, We wore orange, not green. Not like those damned Catholic Irish who kept bombing the hell out of us. And I will add this: St. Patrick was a Roman, not an Irishman. We Irish were kicking Roman's asses ever since they tried to drive out out of our caves, with their pointy spears and their greasy olive oil-slathered selves.
Happy St. Patty's Day.
Oh and don't forget to wear green, otherwise you will receive a virtual pinch, but don't worry,.. it won't hurt. 
