Tomorrow is my last day at my job and I was wondering why people who I never talk to or socialize with.........

[fbj]

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!. What is the point of that when we always walk past each other in the hallway without speaking? I wanted to say this so bad................."Please get the fuck away from me" lol pretending to be happy for me

 

[Blackrook]

Accept life the way it comes. You'll be much happier if you do.

 

[deannalw]

Yeah fuck those fuckers with their polite ass selves!

 

[Manonthestreet]

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!. What is the point of that when we always walk past each other in the hallway without speaking? I wanted to say this so bad................."Please get the fuck away from me" lol pretending to be happy for me

Secret Admirers?

 

[1srelluc]

When I worked for Dupont we threw a off-site goodbye party for a first-line supervisor who was being transferred to Dupont's punishment plant in Tonawanda, NY for boning two slutty shift-workers in his office at the same time.

The sluts showed-up all cryin' and shit.....There was even a drunken fist fight involving both women and men and the cops got called in....A real good time was had by all.

 

[dblack]

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!. What is the point of that when we always walk past each other in the hallway without speaking? I wanted to say this so bad................."Please get the fuck away from me" lol pretending to be happy for me

You don't get that? They're thrilled that you're leaving. There's a reason they never talked to you.

 

[fbj]

You don't get that? They're thrilled that you're leaving. There's a reason they never talked to you.

seems like they would celebrate from a distance like I would

 

[shockedcanadian]

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!. What is the point of that when we always walk past each other in the hallway without speaking? I wanted to say this so bad................."Please get the fuck away from me" lol pretending to be happy for me

Perhaps they are happy that they won't see you anymore? The "congratulations" often carries a double meaning.

 

[Auld Phart]

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!. What is the point of that when we always walk past each other in the hallway without speaking? I wanted to say this so bad................."Please get the fuck away from me" lol pretending to be happy for me

what did you do to get fired this time?

 

[skews13]

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!. What is the point of that when we always walk past each other in the hallway without speaking? I wanted to say this so bad................."Please get the fuck away from me" lol pretending to be happy for me

Every year is getting shorter
Never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught
Or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation
Is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over
Thought I'd something more to say

 

[Crepitus]

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!. What is the point of that when we always walk past each other in the hallway without speaking? I wanted to say this so bad................."Please get the fuck away from me" lol pretending to be happy for me

They're glad to see you leave.

 

[dblack]

They're glad to see you leave.

fjb is right up there with Mortimer

 

[Blaster]

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!. What is the point of that when we always walk past each other in the hallway without speaking? I wanted to say this so bad................."Please get the fuck away from me" lol pretending to be happy for me

Are you retiring or joining a different company?

 

[toobfreak]

Tomorrow is my last day at my job and I was wondering why people who I never talk to or socialize with.........​

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!.

Apparently they are delighted to see you go!

 

[toobfreak]

what did you do to get fired this time?

Eating pie out of the crack of the VP wife's ass?