Tomorrow is my last day at my job and I was wondering why people who I never talk to or socialize with.........

[fbj]

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!. What is the point of that when we always walk past each other in the hallway without speaking? I wanted to say this so bad................."Please get the **** away from me" lol pretending to be happy for me

 

[Blackrook]

Accept life the way it comes. You'll be much happier if you do.

 

[deannalw]

Yeah **** those fuckers with their polite ass selves!

 

[Manonthestreet]

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!. What is the point of that when we always walk past each other in the hallway without speaking? I wanted to say this so bad................."Please get the **** away from me" lol pretending to be happy for me

Secret Admirers?

 

[1srelluc]

When I worked for Dupont we threw a off-site goodbye party for a first-line supervisor who was being transferred to Dupont's punishment plant in Tonawanda, NY for boning two slutty shift-workers in his office at the same time.

The sluts showed-up all cryin' and shit.....There was even a drunken fist fight involving both women and men and the cops got called in....A real good time was had by all.

 

[dblack]

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!. What is the point of that when we always walk past each other in the hallway without speaking? I wanted to say this so bad................."Please get the **** away from me" lol pretending to be happy for me

You don't get that? They're thrilled that you're leaving. There's a reason they never talked to you.

 

[fbj]

You don't get that? They're thrilled that you're leaving. There's a reason they never talked to you.

seems like they would celebrate from a distance like I would

 

[shockedcanadian]

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!. What is the point of that when we always walk past each other in the hallway without speaking? I wanted to say this so bad................."Please get the **** away from me" lol pretending to be happy for me

Perhaps they are happy that they won't see you anymore? The "congratulations" often carries a double meaning.

 

[Auld Phart]

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!. What is the point of that when we always walk past each other in the hallway without speaking? I wanted to say this so bad................."Please get the **** away from me" lol pretending to be happy for me

what did you do to get fired this time?

 

[skews13]

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!. What is the point of that when we always walk past each other in the hallway without speaking? I wanted to say this so bad................."Please get the **** away from me" lol pretending to be happy for me

Every year is getting shorter
Never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught
Or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation
Is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over
Thought I'd something more to say

 

[Crepitus]

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!. What is the point of that when we always walk past each other in the hallway without speaking? I wanted to say this so bad................."Please get the **** away from me" lol pretending to be happy for me

They're glad to see you leave.

 

[dblack]

They're glad to see you leave.

fjb is right up there with Mortimer

 

[Blaster]

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!. What is the point of that when we always walk past each other in the hallway without speaking? I wanted to say this so bad................."Please get the **** away from me" lol pretending to be happy for me

Are you retiring or joining a different company?

 

[toobfreak]

Tomorrow is my last day at my job and I was wondering why people who I never talk to or socialize with.........​

came to my desk to say......CONGRATULATIONS!!.

Apparently they are delighted to see you go!

 

[toobfreak]

what did you do to get fired this time?

Eating pie out of the crack of the VP wife's ass?