Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington are being cancelled by Hollywood

[Votto]

Tom Hanks has been married to Rita Hanks for over 30 years now, with no end in sight via a divorce.

Also, Denzell Washington has also been married to Pauletta Washington longer than Tom Hanks has been married.

Whoopie Goldberg on the View stated, "We let Denzel go for a little longer than Tom cuz he is a brother and not a white privileged Nazi, but no more!! We gotta cancel both tof them. He has got to go being faithful to his wife all these years. That is just sick! At least have your wife sleep with other men like Will Smith. I bet they don't even look at porn like that Honkey Tonk House Speaker Johnson!"

Scientists have begun to study the two couples to try and ascertain what makes them out to be such freaks. Doctor Fauci has taken it upon himself to study the unexplainable phenomenon since he alone has become science. "I think it has something to do with Covid", explained Fauci. "After they were infected, it appears to be some sort of weird viral mutation known as monogamy and love". I hope Covid never does this to me!

 

[shockedcanadian]

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Tom Hanks has been married to Rita Hanks for over 30 years now, with no end in sight via a divorce.

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Also, Denzell Washington has also been married to Pauletta Washington longer than Tom Hanks has been married.

Whoopie Goldberg on the View stated, "We let Denzel go for a little longer than Tom cuz he is a brother and not a white privileged Nazi, but no more!! We gotta cancel both tof them. He has got to go being faithful to his wife all these years. That is just sick! At least have your wife sleep with other men like Will Smith. I bet they don't even look at porn like that Honkey Speaker of the House Johnson!"

Scientists have begun to study the two couples to try and ascertain what makes them out to be such freaks. Doctor Fauci has taken it upon himself to study the unexplainable phenomenon since he alone has become science. "I think it has something to do with Covid", explained Fauci. "After they were infected, it appears to be some sort of weird viral mutation known as monogamy and love". I hope Covid never does this to me!

Denzel Washington might be the deepest thinker in Hollywood today. Whenever he talks I listen. I can't think of another actor I can say that about although there probably are a couple of others that are worth the time.

 

[Oddball]

Hanks was a "guest" on Pedo Island....fugeim.

 

[jotathought]

Denzel Washington has a net worth surpassing $250 M, and Tom Hanks $400 M .. I think they will do just fine.

 

[Votto]

Hanks was a "guest" on Pedo Island....fugeim.

If so, maybe he won't get cancelled after all.

 

[1srelluc]

Denzel Washington has a net worth surpassing $250 M, and Tom Hanks $400 M .. I think they will do just fine.