This Just In.....
Dictators around the globe have given their complete approval of today's disarmament march in the USA.
They have expressed gratitude to all those fighting to make America a "safe, civilized, happy place".
China's Xi, North Korea's Kim Jung, Russia's Putin and Venezuelas Maduro are said to all be ecstatic and for the first time in decades, think America is headed in the right direction.
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Yes, rednecks everywhere, operating under the hilarious delusion that someone would want anything they have, are really freaking out about the complete gun bans being proposed by exactly nobody.
Because, this is America, and we are ******* morons.