The CriscoFEARa Q and A to settle everything:
All QUESTIONS ("Q:") are put to CriscoFEARa by Interrogators. All Answers ("A:") are provided by CriscoFEARa.
Q: CriscoFEARa, please look at the following image, and take your time in doing so. Study it to your complete satisfaction. When you've done that, let us know so that we can put a question to you regarding what it shows, okay?
A: Yes.
Q: CriscoFEARa, we will begin now. Here's the picture.
Take your time studying it. There is no rush. When you are done studying it, please tell us that you are ready.
A: (subject nods and intently examines the image for several minutes. After about 4 1/2 minutes, CriscoFEARa speaks): Ok. I'm ready.
Q: Thank you. Our first question is, "Please tell us what you see."
A: Rebar. Tons of Rebar and Concrete. Lots of Concrete.
Q: Ah. And based on what you see in that image, can you tell us what was happening?
A: That's a trick question.
Q: How so?
A: The glass is not half empty nor is it half full. That's what the infiltrators would want you to believe.
Q: What glass?
A: Estoppel!
Q: Can you define that word for us?
A: The crime of insanity prohibits me, on penalties of misprision of flatulation, from conspiring together with you in this fashion to conceal it.
Q: Conceal what?
A: It is clear that child support orders only enable drug dealers or users.
Q: Thank you Mr. CriscoFEARa for participating in this little interview.
A: Don't think the blinking will work!