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Magic Mafia Lumberjack By RWA
There's this lumberjack who's chopping down a tree one day when a gnome pops out of it and informs him that it's the meeting place of the forest gnomes. The gnome grants the lumberjack some wishes. He wishes to be elected leader of the Lumberjack union. as the leader of the union, he's exposed to organized crime and get's too involved, loses moral clarity, then regains it and dies trying to take on the mafia. But he dies nobly.
The End
There's this lumberjack who's chopping down a tree one day when a gnome pops out of it and informs him that it's the meeting place of the forest gnomes. The gnome grants the lumberjack some wishes. He wishes to be elected leader of the Lumberjack union. as the leader of the union, he's exposed to organized crime and get's too involved, loses moral clarity, then regains it and dies trying to take on the mafia. But he dies nobly.
The End
