Time marches on.......A few senior jokes to end the day...

[asaratis]

If you go to sleep smiling,
you may wake up laughing!
Cheers!
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[JGalt]

Ageist bigotry!!! I demand that senior people quit being portrayed in such a stereotypical fashion.

 

[occupied]

I've lived my life just recklessly enough that I will probably die before I get frail and senile. Shooting for that mid-sixties massive coronary.

 

[d0gbreath]

I've lived my life just recklessly enough that I will probably die before I get frail and senile. Shooting for that mid-sixties massive coronary.

The late eighties one is better. Sure, there's plenty of suffering, but do you really want to pass up on a twenty year vacation?

 

[occupied]

I've lived my life just recklessly enough that I will probably die before I get frail and senile. Shooting for that mid-sixties massive coronary.

The late eighties one is better. Sure, there's plenty of suffering, but do you really want to pass up on a twenty year vacation?

It's not like I have a choice. I'm a workaholic from a family of workaholics who die shortly after they quit working. Both of my parents were dead within 5 years of retirement. I'm 57 years old and I still build beach houses as good as I ever did. I really don't want any life where I no longer get to do what I do.

 

[d0gbreath]

It's not like I have a choice. I'm a workaholic from a family of workaholics who die shortly after they quit working. Both of my parents were dead within 5 years of retirement. I'm 57 years old and I still build beach houses as good as I ever did. I really don't want any life where I no longer get to do what I do.

Doing what you love isn't work, so there's no need to retire. You're 57 wanting to die at 67. You will bump that as time goes by.

 

[occupied]

It's not like I have a choice. I'm a workaholic from a family of workaholics who die shortly after they quit working. Both of my parents were dead within 5 years of retirement. I'm 57 years old and I still build beach houses as good as I ever did. I really don't want any life where I no longer get to do what I do.

Doing what you love isn't work, so there's no need to retire. You're 57 wanting to die at 67. You will bump that as time goes by.

Yeah I was mostly joking about the time scale but I seriously can't imagine not being physically capable of working.

 

[asaratis]

It's not like I have a choice. I'm a workaholic from a family of workaholics who die shortly after they quit working. Both of my parents were dead within 5 years of retirement. I'm 57 years old and I still build beach houses as good as I ever did. I really don't want any life where I no longer get to do what I do.

Doing what you love isn't work, so there's no need to retire. You're 57 wanting to die at 67. You will bump that as time goes by.

Yeah I was mostly joking about the time scale but I seriously can't imagine not being physically capable of working.

Being a PE (Professional Engineer), I'll never have to stop working...unless I get Alzheimers and forget to renew my license.