This Is A Cat

[rightwinger]

The bird is a parrot not a duck. Since parrots can talk….

Wrong stupid
I got the joke right

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm
The Bartender asks……Hey, Were dd you get the pig?

The woman replies, It’s not a pig you moron, it’s a duck!
The Bartender replies….I was talking to the duck

Oh, well you didn't mention initially that the woman was HeelsUp Harris. You should have just said so in the first place.

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

Wrong stupid
I got the joke right

Nope. Ducks cannot talk. You screwed up, old man. Joke goes a woman walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder…..you’re dumb.

 

[rightwinger]

Nope. Ducks cannot talk. You screwed up, old man. Joke goes a woman walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder…..you’re dumb.

Your version is not funny

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

Your version is not funny

Humor is subjective.

 

[Viktor]

Change my mind

I believe it. When my Mother was 85 with Dementia, she did not recognize me.

 

[petro]

Wrong stupid
I got the joke right

 

[rightwinger]

A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm

A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. The bartender says, “Sorry, you can’t bring that pig in here.” The woman replies, “This isn’t a pig, it’s a duck.” Learn German The History of Meat Consumption The bartender says, “I was talking to the duck.”

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[The Original Tree]

Your version is not funny

In my version Dr. Fauci walks in to a bar with your head up his ass.

 

[rightwinger]

In my version Dr. Fauci walks in to a bar with your head up his ass.

Have you always harbored these anal fixations?

 

[Lastamender]

You messed up the joke. Proves yet again I am smarter than you.

No. He thinks a pig is the same as duck. He is only proving what the OP says.

 

[rightwinger]

No. He thinks a pig is the same as duck. He is only proving what the OP says.

Another retard to whom the joke goes right over his head

 

[Lastamender]

Another retard to whom the joke goes right over his head

Oh my the award winning liar thinks I am retarded. You would think he could do better than that.

 

[Roudy]

Some cats identity as dogs and vice versa. What are the pronouns for trans species, can any Democrats help us here?