Oh, believe me, I've seen some doozies. There's the one about how conservatives hate gay people, then there's the one about how they hate women and minorities, how they want to starve the elderly and children and push grandma off a cliff. There really are some big lies out there, and I guess you have to be a liberal to believe them.
Conservatives want to treat gays as second class citizens, which is hateful.
No they don't. They do not believe that what a person does in their private sex life should define who they are. Conservatives see people as individuals, not as members of a group.
Conservatives want to end the food stamp and school lunch programs.
No they don't. They want to keep the programs affordable and controlled at the state level or lower. Big difference.
Conservatives want women to go prison for having abortions.
No they don't. They want abortion to happen a whole heck of a lot less than it does now. Big difference.
Conservatives want the Muslim faith banned in America.
No they don't. They do not want to import radical Muslims who are sworn to kill as many Americans as possible. Big difference.
See, when you say "Conservatives want", you ignore the fact that a few mouthpieces spouting off private beliefs does not echo what most other people believe. I could just as easily say "Liberals want" to tax income at 90% above a certain limit, because a few mouthpieces have said that's what they want to do.