The Varying and Numerous Names for Penis.

[RadiomanATL]

My ex-wife used to call mine "Burger King', because it took two hands to handle my whopper.

Sure it wasn't because she was wondering in her mind "Where's the Beef!?!?!"


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[alan1]

My ex-wife used to call mine "Burger King', because it took two hands to handle my whopper.

Sure it wasn't because she was wondering in her mind "Where's the Beef!?!?!"


?

She didn't call me "Wendy".

 

[RadiomanATL]

My ex-wife used to call mine "Burger King', because it took two hands to handle my whopper.

Sure it wasn't because she was wondering in her mind "Where's the Beef!?!?!"


?

She didn't call me "Wendy".

Sorry, it was the best I could come up with. I thought it was pretty good though.

 

[random3434]

My ex-wife used to call mine "Burger King', because it took two hands to handle my whopper.

Did she tell you your special orders didn't upset her?

 

[alan1]

Sure it wasn't because she was wondering in her mind "Where's the Beef!?!?!"


?

She didn't call me "Wendy".

Sorry, it was the best I could come up with. I thought it was pretty good though.

And you almost got rep for it.

 

[RadiomanATL]

She didn't call me "Wendy".

Sorry, it was the best I could come up with. I thought it was pretty good though.

And you almost got rep for it.

LOL.

S'ok. I do it for the lawl's.

 

[alan1]

My ex-wife used to call mine "Burger King', because it took two hands to handle my whopper.

Did she tell you your special orders didn't upset her?

No.

 

[RadiomanATL]

My ex-wife used to call mine "Burger King', because it took two hands to handle my whopper.

Done in 45 seconds and left her slightly nauseous afterward?

 

[alan1]

My ex-wife used to call mine "Burger King', because it took two hands to handle my whopper.

Done in 45 seconds and left her slightly nauseous afterward?

If I could get off in 45 seconds, I'd do it every minute, nausea be damned.

 

[RadiomanATL]

My ex-wife used to call mine "Burger King', because it took two hands to handle my whopper.

Done in 45 seconds and left her slightly nauseous afterward?

If I could get off in 45 seconds, I'd do it every minute, nausea be damned.

OK, that one deserves rep.

 

[Big Black Dog]

hole stretcher
baby maker
trouser trout
put a condom on it and it could be called "weinnie with a beannie"!
cherry popper

 

[Coloradomtnman]

Sorry, BBD and Mr. Clean, I repped you recently and it won't let me do it again.