That's what Trump was saying, but liberals spun it around and said Trump called Putin a genius
we should secure our border and increase weapon supplies to Ukraine .
Glowbully GOPers' Pulpit
You two must have received the Republican National Committee's just-released transcript of Donald Trump's closed meeting with Vladimir Putin at Helsinki, Finland in 2018:
TRUMP: Listen, punk, if you send even one of your drunken soldiers into Ukraine, I'll send all my troops and all of NATO's troops there and kick your vodka-soaked ass. Our forces are HUGE!
PUTIN (laughing): Hah! Big talk from a Capitalist Imperialist dog. You're all bark and no bite, dotard. You have small hands.
TRUMP (at first taken aback by the boldness of Mr. Short-Stuff Stalinist, but he recovers quickly, like all life-long Republicans do) I may have small hands, but I have a big fist!
PUTIN: Hah, you Yankee pig! Your broken army has just lost two wars; our fresh Army has won three in a row.
TRUMP: We lost because of low-energy Obama. I'm Commander-in-Chief now. I'll not only kick you out of Ukraine if you go there, I'll take back Crimea for our side and then march straight to Moscow!
PUTIN: You Wall Street wusses need a wake-up call. Your fat and flabby marshmallow-soft army will freeze to death. Then we'll bury you and take back all of Eastern Europe. The Soviet Union will come back from the dead; Communism is the New Jesus!
TRUMP: Oh yeah? Here, Pooty Putty, watch this video. After you see me in action, you'll take off your ***** judo belt and use it to hold up your panties.
(Trump's video shows how he went The Rock on World Wrestling Entertainment's Vince McMahon, even cutting his Russian-looking opponent's hair)
PUTIN ( in shock, he starts crying and rolls on the floor, calling for his Mommy and then even for the dead Joseph Stalin): Uncle Joe, Uncle Joe, save me! This guy—I underestimated him. He's as overpowering as Hitler, and only you knew how to beat Hitler. Please, Uncle Joe, Uncle J—
(Suddenly recovering, Putin stops his pity party): Joe Biden! Just because I didn't get Hillary elected doesn't mean I can't get Uncle Joe Biden elected. When that weak and confused geezer becomes your Commander-in-Chief, I'll conquer all of Europe, then America too. Communism will be the New World Order!
TRUMP: Never happen, you Moscow Mouse. No way you can get Little Joe elected, no matter what kind of crooked Commie tricks you try to pull. Unlike Russia, America has free and fair elections. That's why I'll win by a lot. MAGA!
PUTIN: We'll see about that. My people have gotten every Democrat elected since 1932. We'll at least get a Democratic Congress elected; that's always been a no-brainer. History is on our side, Orange Face. So I'll party with my oligarchs until November, 2020. Then watch my smoke.
My right-hand man, George Soros, and I will take you down. As soon as you're history, it'll be The End of History.
TRUMP: Pretty lame, little man. You'll go down in history as Vlad the Sad. We'll break up your blowhard country into a hundred tiny pieces, which is still another thing the low-energy Bushes failed to do, then they let Clinton and Obama build you back up. But we're a new Party now.
PUTIN: Well, that's that. So, we're through now. Your wife is a supermodel; you're a super moron. But I'll teach you how to be diplomatic for once in your life. Let's shake hands when we leave here. My oligarchs will kill me if they suspect that you're not my boy.
Trump agreed, laughing at how the Mainstream Media would be outraged by the fake friendship.