The US military is asking the public for help in locating a missing $80 million F-35 stealth fighter jet that disappeared

[Esoteric Inkling]

Ummm...what? The pilot has been found and transported to a hospital but there is no sign of a crash? How? I mean unless stealth tech has upgraded that much....this seems very odd, to put it lightly.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Nothing to see here!

 

[Lord-Humungus]

It’s because of climate change, too much CO2 and Carbon emissions in the atmosphere it can now make finding a crash site more difficult.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

It’s because of climate change, too much CO2 and Carbon emissions in the atmosphere it can now make finding a crash site more difficult.

Dude, I would not be shocked at all if they went with that.

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

 

[JGalt]

Nothing to see here!

Well of course, duhh. It's a stealth fighter, so it must be invisible.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Well of course, duhh. It's a stealthy fighter, so it much be invisible.

All we have to do is get a sound bite of Alex Jones discussing this.

Then it will be forever dismissed as a "CONSPIRACY!"

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

All we have to do is get a sound bite of Alex Jones discussing this.

Then it will be forever dismissed as a "CONSPIRACY!"

 

[Esdraelon]

That's INSANE. My daughter works in that city/area for a defense contractor and the volume of air traffic is huge and the population is far too dense for someone not to be aware of an aircraft going down.

 

[JGalt]

All we have to do is get a sound bite of Alex Jones discussing this.

Then it will be forever dismissed as a "CONSPIRACY!"

Maybe someone put something in the jet fuel and turned the F-35 gay. Someone ask RFK Jr.

 

[Lord-Humungus]

All joking aside if they are not responding to a bunch of 911 calls it would appear wherever this plane came down was not in a populated area, so that is a plus.

I don’t expect it to stay lost long, with all the tech in that aircraft I’m sure they have a good clue of its general location even if they did not have photos of the site.

That or some read-neck is about to have the fastest shit box dodge you‘ve ever seen.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

All joking aside if they are not responding to a bunch of 911 calls it would appear wherever this plane came down was not in a populated area, so that is a plus.

I don’t expect it to stay lost long,

Except we've already seen a Chinese spy balloon effortlessly cruise across the contiguous US while hoovering up sensitive military intelligence.

So who the fuck knows, right?

 

[Kruska]

Ummm...what? The pilot has been found and transported to a hospital but there is no sign of a crash? How? I mean unless stealth tech has upgraded that much....this seems very odd, to put it lightly.

Aliens dude, Aliens

I am not supposed to tell that to anyone, but between you and me the F-35 is in Chi....hold on..there is banging on my do

 

[Markle]

Ummm...what? The pilot has been found and transported to a hospital but there is no sign of a crash? How? I mean unless stealth tech has upgraded that much....this seems very odd, to put it lightly.

I just hate it when that happens! Now where did you see it last?

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

Aliens dude, Aliens

I am not supposed to tell that to anyone, but between you and me the F-35 is in Chi....hold on..there is banging on my do

 

[JGalt]

If I worked in the Lockheed-Martin plant building those F-35s, I probably take home one piece at a time and build one in the back yard.

 

[Failzero]

It was Lemurians & Mount Shasta

 

[hjmick]

That's INSANE. My daughter works in that city/area for a defense contractor and the volume of air traffic is huge and the population is far too dense for someone not to be aware of an aircraft going down.

Perhaps the plane continued out to sea and went down there?

 

[excalibur]

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

It's my precioussssssssssss.

 

[MarathonMike]

What's the big deal? The DEMs left $85 Billion dollars worth of military hardware in Afghanistan, one F-35 is chump change.