The Third Celebrity

[Thunderbird]

All those half-dead coked-up stars can relax the third celebrity has died.

1) Boring hack Roger Ebert

2) Margaret Thatcher - a strong woman who courageously opposed Communist dictators

3) Annette Funicello - charming girl next door actress

 

[Mad Scientist]

Annette Funicello was before my time but I remember Gilda Radner imitating her in SNL Beach Blanket Bingo skit. Gilda's first line was "Hi, I'm Annette and these are my breasts!"

Ever since then whenever Annette was on TV I'd think of that.

 

[Thunderbird]

Annette Funicello was before my time

lovely actress

 

[Thunderbird]

Some of our celebrity lowlifes are still alive, though just barely.

Keith Richards' Housekeeper Has Braced Herself For Finding Dead Body Every Morning Since 1976

I wonder how many young people ended up in jail or dead because they followed Keith Richard's example.

 

[Thunderbird]

Those who oppose Communism deserve enormous credit. It was the most evil ideology in human history.

The Black Book of Communism

 

[Thunderbird]

Margaret Thatcher helped defeat Communism: Margaret Thatcher: The 'Iron Lady's' pivotal role in ending the Cold War