The sad fate of us guys with micropenises

[Mortimer]

Its really a terrible disability

 

[bill718]

Its really a terrible disability

JMHO - Please don't buy into this garbage. It's no different than a man turning down a woman because she doesn't have big boobs. If this is all a woman can find to complain about, then she's not worth it. There are about 100 million eligible women out there in America. Make smart food choices, stay fit, dress a bit classier and you'll land a good lady.

 

[Harry Dresden]

Its really a terrible disability

lose weight morty and your dick will look bigger....and luiza is going to have a field day with this thread of yours....

 

[luiza]

lose weight morty and your dick will look bigger....and luiza is going to have a field day with this thread of yours....

I would never hit a huge fat man with a small penis when he is already on the floor, blubbing .

Usually you have to drug or hypnotise someone with such terrible inner problems to begin to help them help themselves .

But Morticia cannot be stopped from showing us that he is just a monster sized can of worms , desperate to bare and consume his already half rotted soul in the full gaze of old people all to ready to laugh at him .

But I do not laugh at this tragic Mutant and Misfit .
I simply ask God for a reasonable explanation .

But stop bleating Morty . It could have been so much worse .

Imagine the horror of being IQ-2.0 , De Crappitus or Mucky Bum .
Others available on request .

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Mine is only 9 inches and I have never had any complaints.

 

[luiza]

Mine is only 9 inches and I have never had any complaints.

It is the complaints that you have given others and that got you into so much trouble that are so much more important --- it is those that you need to apologise for .

And what about that poor little Dachshund ?
Telling the Judge that it was the curse for all things German was rather over -the - top .

 

[Woodznutz]

Mine is only 9 inches and I have never had any complaints.

No fair measuring it twice and adding up the numbers.