The real reason why parks are closed, because it is unconstitutional to make people social distance

[esalla]

Fauci says no more shaking hands so this means no more dancing. Can’t dance anymore. Ever. Nothing unreasonable about that, eh?

No more dancing, you mean no more sex or human race..................................

This is a takeover

Fauci said Tinder was OK for those who like risk.

Fauci was a midget from the wizard of oz

 

[aaronleland]

A few were even wearing masks, I called them morons to their faces as I am the only bike rider that I know who can leg press 1000lbs

You are SO awesome. I bet you stick a superhero landing every time you get out of bed in the morning. We all wish our made up stories were as cool as yours.