Advice from a guy with an actual Science degree or two.....me...
Then you have no excuse for stinking so badly at the science.
Man made global warming is a myth and unprovable. It's based on faulty computer models built on manipulated and omitted data.
And you start out failing at the science. Global warming theory isn't based on models, and the only data faking and fudging going on is being done by your side.
You cannot build a model like that and exclude variables like cloud cover, the tilt and wobble of the Earth's axis, and the solar minimum and maximums.
Who told you such things were left out, and why did you fall for such a scam? Show us your source for that nutty claim.
Furthermore there is no reliable temperature data beyond the space era, and I am talking about not the 1960s, but it was not until the 1990s that we had enough satellite coverage to get a ROUGH SKETCH of what the average global temperature "might be".
Someone who wasn't totally ignorant of the science would know that the surface temperature record is the gold standard, and that satellite measurements of temperature still stink in comparison. The satellite data isn't real temperature data. It's the result of a model that's tweaked and filled with fudge factors. In contrast, the surface record uses things called "thermometers" to directly measure actual temperature.
One sign of pseudoscience is when a group throws away good data and only uses bad data. That's what deniers do. You deliberately throw away the best direct data, the surface data, solely because it contradicts your religious beliefs, and then you cherrypick a small subset of the bad data, the indirect satellite data, solely because you like the results.
We also cannot accurately measure global CO2 concentrations.
Bold assertion, with nothing to back it up. We can and do measure global CO2 concentrations quite well.
Volcanoes are contaminating the readings at Mauna Loa because they dump massive amounts of CO2 in the upper atmosphere.
You're just embarrassing yourself now. You haven't looked at any sources that don't come from your cult.
One Volcano in one day can spew out more CO2 than an entire year's industrial output of the most heavily industrialized nation.
A supervolcano that could extinguish life on earth might do that, but nothing short of that. Again, you're breathtakingly ignorant of the basics. Volcanoes put out about 1% as much CO2 as human activity.
CO2 is a non factor when it comes to bio diversity and life thriving on Earth unless you want to discuss it's greening factor when there are higher concentrations of it. It's a trace gas and has little effect on climate.
So, Mr. Geology, how did earth melt out of the snowball earth phase? Let's see you try to explain it without bringing in the effects of CO2.
We don't live in a Greenhouse. Greenhouse gas theory....and that is exactly what it is....a theory is based on a faulty premise that "The Greenhouse" traps all solar radiation or IR.
No, it's not. You're criticizing a theory that you have no understanding of.
Theories are NEVER "Settled Science"
So, according to your standard, the theory of gravity isn't settled science, and therefore we shouldn't be launching rockets, because we know nothing of gravity.
That's absurd. Perfect knowledge is not required for aspects of science to be settled. Gravity is settled _enough_ that we can launch rockets. Climate science is settled _enough_ that we know greenhouse gases created by humans are warming the planet strongly, so we should take action.
AGW is a funding instrument for research and the green industry
Conspiracy babbling, which destroys your last bit of credibility. If all the facts didn't flatly contradict your nonsense, you wouldn't have to invent conspiracy theories.
So was the ozone hole scare
We understand. Your cult gave you a list of conspiracy theories that all cultists are required believe. I also know, for example, that you'll tell us that the dirty liberals killed millions by banning DDT, and that supply-side economics works.
so was the impending doom of the Next Ice Age scare before it.
An ice age scare created by your side, and still pushed by your side. As another thread here demonstrates, all deniers still embrace that ice age scare right now, because the cult says they have to.