Umm, yeah. Thats the ticket
Hey EZ, you wanna change the thread title to "The anti-election thread"?
Ask, and ye shall receive.......................
I'm going to go puke on you. Watch out!
I guess this is revenge for last night. My middle child was begging for Ramen noodles for dinner. Not even in the same realm as nutritious, but it is one of the few things that she can prepare herself. It makes her feel proud. So I say, sure, go ahead.
Well, the wife was out at a friends house. When she got back she sat down on the couch, across from me. The middle child approached her and said that her stomach was hurting. Now, if you knew my middle child, you would know that the more tired she gets, the more hypochondrial she acts (is that a word?). So both my wife and I are like "Do you have to poop? Do you have to putz? (fart)". She said no.
Then she proceeded to vomit a beautiful arc across the 3 foot space between her and my wife. It was a veritable rainbow of upchuck. And it landed in my wifes lap. The entire remains of the Ramen noodles.
Meanwhile, I'm laughing uncontrollably. My wife looks at me and says "What are YOU laughing at, asshole". To which I reply "Those Ramen noodles spewing out of her mouth looked like a fountain of maggots coming to get you".
Yeah, this is my payback.
