The Orange Cheeto Literally Talks Like A Third Grader

[SYTFE]

I guess you have to if you want to win the support of conservative rednecks out there in the country....

"Donald Trump isn’t a simpleton, he just talks like one. If you were to market Donald Trump’s vocabulary as a toy, it would resemble a small box of Lincoln Logs. Trump resists multisyllabic words and complex, writerly sentence constructions when speaking extemporaneously in a debate, at a news conference or in an interview. He prefers to link short, blocky words into other short, blocky words to create short, blocky sentences that he then stacks into short, blocky paragraphs.

The end result of Trump’s word choice is less the stripped-down prose style of Ernest Hemingway than it is a spontaneous reinvention of Ogden’s Basic English, the pared-down lexicon of 850 words selected by early 20th century linguist/philosopher C.K. Ogden as the bedrock of a new world language. In the August 6th Republican candidates debate, Trump answered the moderators’ questions with linguistic austerity. Run through the Flesch-Kincaid grade-level test, his text of responses score at the 4th-grade reading level. For Trump, that’s actually pretty advanced. All the other candidates rated higher, with Ted Cruz earning 9th-grade status. Ben Carson, Mike Huckabee, and Scott Walker scored at the 8th-grade level. John Kasich, the next-lowest after Trump, got a 5th-grade score.

Trump’s low grade at the debates wasn’t a fluke. His comments from an August 11 news conference in Michigan earned only a 3rd-grade score.

Flattening the English language whenever he speaks without a script, Trump relies heavily on words such as “very” and “great,” and the pronouns “we” and “I,” which is his favorite word. As any news observer can observe, he lives to diminish his foes by calling them “losers,” “total losers,” “haters,” “dumb,” “idiots,” “morons,” “stupid,” “dummy” and “ disgusting.” He can’t open his mouth without bragging about getting the Clintons to attend his wedding, about how smart he is, the excellence of his real estate projects, the brilliance of his TV show, his generous donations to other political campaigns and so on. In a freakish way, Trump resembles that of Muhammad Ali at his prime—except the champ was always kidding (even when he was right) while Trump seems to believe his claims (and often is wrong). Or perhaps he is afflicted with binary vision disorder, which renders all within his eyeshot either great or rotten."
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Donald Trump Talks Like a Third-Grader

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

You're now seeing talking Cheetos?

YIKES!!!!!!

 

[SYTFE]

You're now seeing talking Cheetos?

YIKES!!!!!!

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

You're now seeing talking Cheetos?

YIKES!!!!!!

Lay off the mushrooms kid.

 

[SYTFE]

You're now seeing talking Cheetos?

YIKES!!!!!!

Lay off the mushrooms kid.

Sure, just as soon as Trump lays off the cheetos.

 

[Meathead]

You're now seeing talking Cheetos?

YIKES!!!!!!

Lay off the mushrooms kid.

Sure, just as soon as Trump lays off the cheetos.

Suck it up, Buttercup!

 

[TNHarley]

You're now seeing talking Cheetos?

YIKES!!!!!!

Lay off the mushrooms kid.

Sure, just as soon as Trump lays off the cheetos.

Trump gonna eat yo babiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

You're now seeing talking Cheetos?

YIKES!!!!!!

Lay off the mushrooms kid.

Sure, just as soon as Trump lays off the cheetos.

Good Lord... how old are you?

 

[Uncensored2008]

I guess you have to if you want to win the support of conservative rednecks out there in the country....

"Donald Trump isn’t a simpleton, he just talks like one. If you were to market Donald Trump’s vocabulary as a toy, it would resemble a small box of Lincoln Logs. Trump resists multisyllabic words and complex, writerly sentence constructions when speaking extemporaneously in a debate, at a news conference or in an interview. He prefers to link short, blocky words into other short, blocky words to create short, blocky sentences that he then stacks into short, blocky paragraphs.

The end result of Trump’s word choice is less the stripped-down prose style of Ernest Hemingway than it is a spontaneous reinvention of Ogden’s Basic English, the pared-down lexicon of 850 words selected by early 20th century linguist/philosopher C.K. Ogden as the bedrock of a new world language. In the August 6th Republican candidates debate, Trump answered the moderators’ questions with linguistic austerity. Run through the Flesch-Kincaid grade-level test, his text of responses score at the 4th-grade reading level. For Trump, that’s actually pretty advanced. All the other candidates rated higher, with Ted Cruz earning 9th-grade status. Ben Carson, Mike Huckabee, and Scott Walker scored at the 8th-grade level. John Kasich, the next-lowest after Trump, got a 5th-grade score.

Trump’s low grade at the debates wasn’t a fluke. His comments from an August 11 news conference in Michigan earned only a 3rd-grade score.

Flattening the English language whenever he speaks without a script, Trump relies heavily on words such as “very” and “great,” and the pronouns “we” and “I,” which is his favorite word. As any news observer can observe, he lives to diminish his foes by calling them “losers,” “total losers,” “haters,” “dumb,” “idiots,” “morons,” “stupid,” “dummy” and “ disgusting.” He can’t open his mouth without bragging about getting the Clintons to attend his wedding, about how smart he is, the excellence of his real estate projects, the brilliance of his TV show, his generous donations to other political campaigns and so on. In a freakish way, Trump resembles that of Muhammad Ali at his prime—except the champ was always kidding (even when he was right) while Trump seems to believe his claims (and often is wrong). Or perhaps he is afflicted with binary vision disorder, which renders all within his eyeshot either great or rotten."
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Donald Trump Talks Like a Third-Grader

So sorry that he talks so far above your educational level, snowflake.

 

[SYTFE]

I'll say this, Trump's dumbed down vocabulary is exactly what marketers do when they want to sell you something, so there is a lot of wisdom behind it. Copywriters deliberately write at no higher than the 5th grade level when selling, otherwise conversion rates plummet when you write any higher....it's a well known phenomenon in the marketing world. Trump knew what he was doing.

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

I'll say this, Trump's dumbed down vocabulary is exactly what marketers do when they want to sell you something, so there is a lot of wisdom behind it. Copywriters deliberately write at no higher than the 5th grade level when selling, otherwise conversion rates plummet when you write any higher....it's a well known phenomenon in the marketing world. Trump knew what he was doing.

You could have saved your self some time by just typing "your stupid".

Just say'n.

 

[SYTFE]

You're now seeing talking Cheetos?

YIKES!!!!!!

Lay off the mushrooms kid.

Sure, just as soon as Trump lays off the cheetos.

Good Lord... how old are you?

You don't have much of a sense of humor, do you? Perhaps you should dislodge that stick permanently stuck in your ass.

 

[bodecea]

I guess you have to if you want to win the support of conservative rednecks out there in the country....

"Donald Trump isn’t a simpleton, he just talks like one. If you were to market Donald Trump’s vocabulary as a toy, it would resemble a small box of Lincoln Logs. Trump resists multisyllabic words and complex, writerly sentence constructions when speaking extemporaneously in a debate, at a news conference or in an interview. He prefers to link short, blocky words into other short, blocky words to create short, blocky sentences that he then stacks into short, blocky paragraphs.

The end result of Trump’s word choice is less the stripped-down prose style of Ernest Hemingway than it is a spontaneous reinvention of Ogden’s Basic English, the pared-down lexicon of 850 words selected by early 20th century linguist/philosopher C.K. Ogden as the bedrock of a new world language. In the August 6th Republican candidates debate, Trump answered the moderators’ questions with linguistic austerity. Run through the Flesch-Kincaid grade-level test, his text of responses score at the 4th-grade reading level. For Trump, that’s actually pretty advanced. All the other candidates rated higher, with Ted Cruz earning 9th-grade status. Ben Carson, Mike Huckabee, and Scott Walker scored at the 8th-grade level. John Kasich, the next-lowest after Trump, got a 5th-grade score.

Trump’s low grade at the debates wasn’t a fluke. His comments from an August 11 news conference in Michigan earned only a 3rd-grade score.

Flattening the English language whenever he speaks without a script, Trump relies heavily on words such as “very” and “great,” and the pronouns “we” and “I,” which is his favorite word. As any news observer can observe, he lives to diminish his foes by calling them “losers,” “total losers,” “haters,” “dumb,” “idiots,” “morons,” “stupid,” “dummy” and “ disgusting.” He can’t open his mouth without bragging about getting the Clintons to attend his wedding, about how smart he is, the excellence of his real estate projects, the brilliance of his TV show, his generous donations to other political campaigns and so on. In a freakish way, Trump resembles that of Muhammad Ali at his prime—except the champ was always kidding (even when he was right) while Trump seems to believe his claims (and often is wrong). Or perhaps he is afflicted with binary vision disorder, which renders all within his eyeshot either great or rotten."
​

Donald Trump Talks Like a Third-Grader

He has the best words.

 

[SYTFE]

I guess you have to if you want to win the support of conservative rednecks out there in the country....

"Donald Trump isn’t a simpleton, he just talks like one. If you were to market Donald Trump’s vocabulary as a toy, it would resemble a small box of Lincoln Logs. Trump resists multisyllabic words and complex, writerly sentence constructions when speaking extemporaneously in a debate, at a news conference or in an interview. He prefers to link short, blocky words into other short, blocky words to create short, blocky sentences that he then stacks into short, blocky paragraphs.

The end result of Trump’s word choice is less the stripped-down prose style of Ernest Hemingway than it is a spontaneous reinvention of Ogden’s Basic English, the pared-down lexicon of 850 words selected by early 20th century linguist/philosopher C.K. Ogden as the bedrock of a new world language. In the August 6th Republican candidates debate, Trump answered the moderators’ questions with linguistic austerity. Run through the Flesch-Kincaid grade-level test, his text of responses score at the 4th-grade reading level. For Trump, that’s actually pretty advanced. All the other candidates rated higher, with Ted Cruz earning 9th-grade status. Ben Carson, Mike Huckabee, and Scott Walker scored at the 8th-grade level. John Kasich, the next-lowest after Trump, got a 5th-grade score.

Trump’s low grade at the debates wasn’t a fluke. His comments from an August 11 news conference in Michigan earned only a 3rd-grade score.

Flattening the English language whenever he speaks without a script, Trump relies heavily on words such as “very” and “great,” and the pronouns “we” and “I,” which is his favorite word. As any news observer can observe, he lives to diminish his foes by calling them “losers,” “total losers,” “haters,” “dumb,” “idiots,” “morons,” “stupid,” “dummy” and “ disgusting.” He can’t open his mouth without bragging about getting the Clintons to attend his wedding, about how smart he is, the excellence of his real estate projects, the brilliance of his TV show, his generous donations to other political campaigns and so on. In a freakish way, Trump resembles that of Muhammad Ali at his prime—except the champ was always kidding (even when he was right) while Trump seems to believe his claims (and often is wrong). Or perhaps he is afflicted with binary vision disorder, which renders all within his eyeshot either great or rotten."
​

Donald Trump Talks Like a Third-Grader

He has the best words.

And the best brain! His brain is real good!

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

You're now seeing talking Cheetos?

YIKES!!!!!!

Lay off the mushrooms kid.

Sure, just as soon as Trump lays off the cheetos.

Good Lord... how old are you?

You don't have much of a sense of humor, do you? Perhaps you should dislodge that stick permanently stuck in your ass.

I have a great sense of humor.... that's just juvenile. You post about how stupid Trump is and how he talks to his supporters as though they are five year olds, then you post that.

 

[Avatar4321]

You're calling someone a cheeto and complaining about them talking like a third grader?

It's a real mystery why you guys lost isn't it?

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

George Carlin was funny. Bill Burr is funny.

You no funny.

 

[Meathead]

I'll say this, Trump's dumbed down vocabulary is exactly what marketers do when they want to sell you something, so there is a lot of wisdom behind it. Copywriters deliberately write at no higher than the 5th grade level when selling, otherwise conversion rates plummet when you write any higher....it's a well known phenomenon in the marketing world. Trump knew what he was doing.

SYTFE, stifle yourself before you make a bigger fool of yourself than everyone already knows.

 

[whitehall]

Yeah we know, Hussein went to Haaavaad and never had a real job and the rest of us had to work for a living. Do y'all phony elitists still want to play the class envy game or do y'all want to make America great again?

 

[Tank]