The only real issue: what exactly is a Republican?
I'm embarrassed to have to explain. So let me help anyway:
There is a 9 to 1 chance the Republican is white.
There's a 9.5 to one chance that an African American is a Democrat
Republicans believe:
Science is a "faith".
No. We believe in God AND science. Democrats have faith in only government
Evolution is a "lie".
Actually very few Republicans deny evolution. I'd wager just as many Democrats hold that belief.
Climate Change is a "conspiracy".
No. Climate change is a religion. Thank you. We're spoken for.
Rich people are more "valuable" therefore deserve "special rights" and ever more money.
No. We believe that all citizens should enjoy the fruits of their labor. No labor, no fruit.
Gay people, at the most, should be prosecuted for existing, at the least, should have less rights.
Wrong again. I really don't care what homosexuals do in private, but "marriage" is the union of one man and one union. The vast majority of Republicans have no problem with 2 adults living together and enjoying the same benefits as heterosexual couples. Just don't call it "marriage, OK?
Government is only good for policing woman, sex and speech.
No again. Government is only tasked with the powers enumerated in the US Constitution.
Education leads to liberalism, therefore it must be defunded.
See above.
That corporations are people.
Corporations pay taxes. Didn't we fight a war over taxation without representation?
That every man for himself and when it comes to helping the sick, we should follow a policy of "let him die".
It is my responsibility as a Christian to help my fellow man where I can, but it is not in government's enumerated powers to take from me to give to someone else. If you want to pay the medical bills of someone less fortunate than you, by all means, feel free and I'll think all the better of you for it, but that is your decision, not barack obama's.
War is good.
Wrong again. War is horrible! It should be avoided at all costs, but there are times it is necessary. When that time comes, it should be prosecuted with only one thought in mind: Win.
The confederacy was the "good old days".
In many ways, it was, but not in the ways you would think I mean.
I'll stop there......for now.