The one time in my life I get approached by a woman at my job that I am attracted to and I wasnt ready.

[fbj]

About a month ago I walked past her in the hallway and we both turned back and looked at each other at the same time. So we been checking each other out from a distance for weeks and today she comes to my desk and says....."U mind if I ask u something" I couldnt even talk to her because I had a mouth full of peanuts because I was eating a candy bar. That is not the situation I wanted to be in during our first interaction. Damm talk about bad timing. She just came out of nowhere and wanted to ask me something work related. Im so annoyed. I wanted to look into her eyes and smile but the peanuts stopped me.

Why does the Universe hate me?

 

[1srelluc]

Don't get you bread and your meat at the same place.

Indeed....."Saved by Peanuts" should have been the thread title.

 

[tyroneweaver]

About a month ago I walked past her in the hallway and we both turned back and looked at each other at the same time. So we been checking each other out from a distance for weeks and today she comes to my desk and says....."U mind if I ask u something" I couldnt even talk to her because I had a mouth full of peanuts because I was eating a candy bar. That is not the situation I wanted to be in during our first interaction. Damm talk about bad timing. She just came out of nowhere and wanted to ask me something work related. Im so annoyed. I wanted to look into her eyes and smile but the peanuts stopped me.

Why does the Universe hate me?

does she have red hair and crazy eyes

 

[fbj]

Don't get you bread and your meat at the same place.

Indeed....."Saved by Peanuts" should have been the thread title.

its not possible to date someone at work and keep it a secret?

 

[1srelluc]

its not possible to date someone at work and keep it a secret?

 

[fbj]

does she have red hair and crazy eyes

Grayish but I couldnt even look long enough because it was hard to talk

 

[fbj]

just ignore each other at work and talk off hours

 

[Obiwan]

About a month ago I walked past her in the hallway and we both turned back and looked at each other at the same time. So we been checking each other out from a distance for weeks and today she comes to my desk and says....."U mind if I ask u something" I couldnt even talk to her because I had a mouth full of peanuts because I was eating a candy bar. That is not the situation I wanted to be in during our first interaction. Damm talk about bad timing. She just came out of nowhere and wanted to ask me something work related. Im so annoyed. I wanted to look into her eyes and smile but the peanuts stopped me.

Why does the Universe hate me?

So you didn't even have a chance to make sure "she" wasn't a "chick with a dick" (AKA DEMOCRAT)

 

[luiza]

So we been checking each other out from a distance for weeks

Why does the Universe hate me?

I bet she was there to ask why you have been Eye Stalking for the last month .
And to warn you that her boy friend is not best pleased with you and is threatening a personal visit if you continue to be pervy .

PM Morticia . She needs a close friend .

 

[odanny]

Don't date people you work with, if you break up under less than amicable conditions it can cause you grief in the workplace.

 

[hjmick]

Don't get you bread and your meat at the same place.

Work is where I met my wife of almost thirty years now...

At a certain point in an adult's life, if they mature properly, about the only place they will meet a person in real life is at work.

 

[The Duke]

About a month ago I walked past her in the hallway and we both turned back and looked at each other at the same time. So we been checking each other out from a distance for weeks and today she comes to my desk and says....."U mind if I ask u something" I couldnt even talk to her because I had a mouth full of peanuts because I was eating a candy bar. That is not the situation I wanted to be in during our first interaction. Damm talk about bad timing. She just came out of nowhere and wanted to ask me something work related. Im so annoyed. I wanted to look into her eyes and smile but the peanuts stopped me.

Why does the Universe hate me?

fbj, you're a National Treasure you motherfucker you.

 

[fbj]

I bet she was there to ask why you have been Eye Stalking for the last month .
And to warn you that her boy friend is not best pleased with you and is threatening a personal visit if you continue to be pervy .

PM Morticia . She needs a close friend .

did u not see me post we both turned around at the same time?

 

[Seymour Flops]

just ignore each other at work and talk off hours

I knew people who did that at a couple of jobs.

We all knew them.

 

[fbj]

I knew people who did that at a couple of jobs.

We all knew them.

How did u know

 

[Manonthestreet]

Met my wife at work Her boss owned the bldg. Never said a word to her til she called me at midnight wanting a ride

 

[Seymour Flops]

How did u know

Because no matter how much a couple may swear each other to secrecy, they will each have at least one person that they absolutely trust to keep their secret. Then each of of those trustworthy stalwarts will have at least one person that they trust to keep the secret. Word spreads.

My advice to you, if you are not a satirical account, is to find hobbies that women and men participate in. Make as many male friends as you can, they will have sisters, cousins, wives' friends, you can meet if you don't make it obvious that is your only goal. Women trust a man they know through mutual acquaintances.

 

[fbj]

Because no matter how much a couple may swear each other to secrecy, they will each have at least one person that they absolutely trust to keep their secret. Then each of of those trustworthy stalwarts will have at least one person that they trust to keep the secret. Word spreads.

My advice to you, if you are not a satirical account, is to find hobbies that women and men participate in. Make as many male friends as you can, they will have sisters, cousins, wives' friends, you can meet if you don't make it obvious that is your only goal. Women trust a man they know through mutual acquaintances.

any women into sports betting