[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UTRMP1Uk1k]YouTube - alannah myles-black velvet with lyrics[/ame]
I worked in a bar (the kind where you wore a very short skirt, white shirt, and held huge trays over your head with 20 drinks on it) and the band was great...they sang this song at least once a night, and they always interjected my name into the lyrics somewhere. It was ******* hilarious.
2 cocktail waitresses, and during horse sale season we checked spurs and guns at the door, in a big box. No tags, no names....patrons just had to dump them and pick them up on their way out.
And the tips were unbelievable.