Mac's mom: "Here's $3.25 for a jug of milk"That's correct. Please tell your fellow Trumpster Mashmont. All he can do is tell stories about milk.
Mac: "But a jug is only three dollars. Why not give me three dollars?"
Mac's mom: "I'm giving you extra to cover the sales tax."
Mac: "Why do I have to pay sales tax"
Mac's mom: "I'm paying the sales tax."
Mac: "No, you're not. I'll be the one giving the cashier the money".
Mac's mom: "Sigh! Where's your brother?"