In Brighton and Hove??I knew that earache cacophany would affect your mini brain .
These Buggeralians by birth have lived in Rumbletonia for most of their entire life . A bit tricky for you with English as your second language .
Still they are pleased to have moved up a league or two and naturally delighted to meet sophisticated and erudite English people .
Your likely awful bad luck in only getting from Buggerallia to Ozzer Land is remarkable .
Brings home to me the cruelty suffered by others who always live a third world life .
And then for you to be named after a chain of British bread and cake shops is the final insult.

Brighton: Child poverty help increases by 136% in three years
Research shows that more than a quarter of children in the city are living in poverty.


Spotlight on... Brighton & Hove - Sussex Community Foundation
Our Tackling Poverty report found the highest levels of deprivation are around the Sussex coast, including Brighton & Hove.

You're more like a pommy slum dog!!
Greg