The lords prayer according to MAGA

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Our Father, who art in chaos,
Hallowed be thy tweets.
Thy circus come, thy BS be spun
On Earth, as it is on Fox News.
Give us this day our daily cringe,
And forgive us our sanity,
As we forgive those who keep
Drinking the Kool-Aid.

Lead us not into rational thought,
But deliver us from all reason.

For thine is the tantrum, the con, and the circus,
Forever and ever, amen.
 
wow....INflammed butthurt.

now let me just say to you...where is the chaos? it is with president Bribem and his veep..where are they? Look at what is happening in this country..and you will see where the chaos is. The current Dem president, his directors, the military, the media and even you with your falsehoods are in chaos. Calm Down. Once jan20, 2025 gets here, things will get better. They are getting better now. President Trump is actually president right now...but with none of the power till jan 2025. I think the left is causing chaos on purpose for revenge. Stop helping them destroy the country and yourself.


all bent out of shape...and rightfully so.....the lies, the defamation, the chaos, the destruction of the rule of law and the justice system.
 
Our Father, who art in chaos,
Hallowed be thy tweets.
Thy circus come, thy BS be spun
On Earth, as it is on Fox News.
Give us this day our daily cringe,
And forgive us our sanity,
As we forgive those who keep
Drinking the Kool-Aid.

Lead us not into rational thought,
But deliver us from all reason.

For thine is the tantrum, the con, and the circus,
Forever and ever, amen.

Your mental disorder is hilarious!
 
Our Father, who art in chaos,
Hallowed be thy tweets.
Thy circus come, thy BS be spun
On Earth, as it is on Fox News.
Give us this day our daily cringe,
And forgive us our sanity,
As we forgive those who keep
Drinking the Kool-Aid.

Lead us not into rational thought,
But deliver us from all reason.

For thine is the tantrum, the con, and the circus,
Forever and ever, amen.

Did you ever tell your friend how he almost lost his job because of you? Your anger and your ego make you look more stupid than you probably are. So much hatred.
 
He isn't mocking christianity. He's mocking hypocrisy that tries using religion as a shield for evil.

And trump supporters, do not run your mouths about butthurt after what we saw during the last four years from you pieces of garbage. You guys are goingto get a real lesson about Satan and how he tricks people.

Celebrate while you can.
 
He isn't mocking christianity. He's mocking hypocrisy that tries using religion as a shield for evil.

And trump supporters, do not run your mouths about butthurt after what we saw during the last four years from you pieces of garbage. You guys are goingto get a real lesson about Satan and how he tricks people.

Celebrate while you can.
More bullshit from your mouth. Road Runner agrees. Now

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He isn't mocking christianity. He's mocking hypocrisy that tries using religion as a shield for evil.

And trump supporters, do not run your mouths about butthurt after what we saw during the last four years from you pieces of garbage. You guys are goingto get a real lesson about Satan and how he tricks people.

Celebrate while you can.
Also I have this to say. You have followed Satan for decades.
 
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Our Father, who art in chaos,
Hallowed be thy tweets.
Thy circus come, thy BS be spun
On Earth, as it is on Fox News.
Give us this day our daily cringe,
And forgive us our sanity,
As we forgive those who keep
Drinking the Kool-Aid.

Lead us not into rational thought,
But deliver us from all reason.

For thine is the tantrum, the con, and the circus,
Forever and ever, amen.
As opposed to the prayer you pray every night?

Our Government in D.C.,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy nanny state come
Thy mandate be done
On flyover country as it is in the coasts.
Give us this month our monthly check,
And audit us our trespasses,
As we file suit against those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into liberty,
But deliver us from ourselves.
For thine is the oligarchy,
And the power, and the glory,
Forever and ever.

Amen.
 
He isn't mocking christianity. He's mocking hypocrisy that tries using religion as a shield for evil.

And trump supporters, do not run your mouths about butthurt after what we saw during the last four years from you pieces of garbage. You guys are goingto get a real lesson about Satan and how he tricks people.

Celebrate while you can.
Dude. Trump's just a guy. Comparing him to Satan just makes you look even more unhinged.
 

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