The Left, Coming Unglued


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Nov 22, 2003
Starts with articles, moves to books, then back to articles, then talk radio, punditry on TV, then articles:

September 24, 2006
Taking Aim
By JENNIFER SENIORSince the president’s re-election, loathers of George W. Bush have had no shortage of cudgels with which to club him: a distressingly belated response to Hurricane Katrina; an experiment in warrantless wiretapping; a modest parade of indictments; a nation-building project so distant from its original intent that our troops are now caught in a proto-civil war. One can certainly understand how these developments — and Bush’s correspondingly rotten approval ratings — have emboldened the opposition. The problem is that these developments have also made the president’s critics more susceptible to rhetorical excess, and Bush, like his predecessor, already has an impressive gift for bringing out the yawping worst in those who disagree with him. Otherwise reasonable people go slightly berserk on the subject of his motives; on the subject of his morality, the hinged fall off their door frames and even the stable become unglued. This is both an aesthetic problem and a substantive one. Substantively, it means gerrymandering evidence so that inconvenient facts don’t make it onto the map. And aesthetically, it means speaking in a compromising and not wholly credible tone.

Now, just in time for the midterm elections, the collected columns of two passionate Bush critics, Lewis H. Lapham and Sidney Blumenthal, are landing in bookstores. Both, to varying degrees, suffer from a distorting case of Bush-phobia. Lapham’s “Pretensions to Empire: Notes on the Criminal Folly of the Bush Administration” is by far the more trying of the two. The editor emeritus of Harper’s Magazine and its Notebook columnist for more than 25 years, Lapham compares the Bush administration to a “criminal syndicate” and Condoleezza Rice to a “capo.” He likens the United States to “a well-ordered police state” and the policies of its Air Force to those of Torquemada and Osama bin Laden. He calls Bush “a liar,” “a televangelist,” “a wastrel” and (ultimately) “a criminal — known to be armed and shown to be dangerous.”

Well. At least his point of view is unambiguous. But unless you agree with it 100 percent — and are content to see almost no original reporting or analysis in support of these claims — you may feel less inclined to throttle Lapham’s targets than to throttle Lapham himself. For this book is all about Lewis Lapham: the breathtaking lyricism of his voice, the breadth of his remarkable erudition. He goes across the street and around the corner to confirm the worst stereotypes about liberals — that they’re condescending, twee, surpassingly smug. “What I find surprising is the lack of objection,” he writes of the misguided American public. “The opinion polls show four of every five respondents saying that they gladly would give up as many of their civil rights and liberties as might be needed to pay the ransom for their illusory safety.” Wouldn’t Lapham be a more interesting columnist if he took this finding seriously? And analyzed it, perhaps, giving it its due? (Though later he generously allows that not every Idahoan and Nebraskan “is as dumb as Donald Rumsfeld,” based on his “reading of the national character in the library of American history and biography and a fairly extensive acquaintance with the novels of Melville, Twain, Howells, James, Wharton, Dreiser, Faulkner, Cather, Anderson, Fitzgerald, Hemingway, O’Hara and Roth.” Idahoans and Nebraskans, rejoice.)

People who are serious about politics don’t just preen. They report, explain, explore contradictions, struggle with ideas, maybe even propose suggestions. If they do none of these things, they’re simply heckling, and if the best Lapham can do is come up with 50 inventive new ways to call Bush an imbecilic oligarch, that’s all he’s doing: heckling. Like his worst counterparts on the right, he compares those he doesn’t like to fanatics, as when he refers to David Frum and Richard Perle as “Mufti Frum” and “Mullah Perle,” adding, “Provide them with a beard, a turban and a copy of the Koran, and I expect that they wouldn’t have much trouble stoning to death a woman discovered in adultery with a cameraman from CBS News.” Possibly, but provide Lapham with a blond wig, stiletto pumps and a copy of “The Fountainhead,” and I suspect he wouldn’t look much different from Ann Coulter. He’s just another talk-radio host, really — only this time by way of Yale and Mensa.

There’s one column that’s conspicuously absent from this collection, and that’s the one from September 2004, which included a brief account of the Republican National Convention. Lapham wrote it as if the convention had already happened, ruefully reflecting on the content and sharing with readers a question that occurred to him as he listened; unfortunately, the magazine arrived on subscribers’ doorsteps before the convention had even taken place, forcing Lapham to admit that the scene was a fiction. He apologized, but pointed out that political conventions are drearily scripted anyway — he basically knew what was going to be said. By this logic, though, I could have chosen not to read “Pretensions to Empire” before reviewing it, since I already knew Lapham’s sensibility, just as he claims to know the Republicans’. But I dutifully read the whole book. And I discovered, with some ironic poignancy, that Lapham did have a point: some people never acquire any more nuance as they go.

Unlike Lapham, Sidney Blumenthal did watch the 2004 Republican convention before writing about it. On Day 3, he wrote of Senator Zell Miller’s keynote address, “Miller’s oration, extraordinary in its hostility and shrillness, was hardly pitched to win over undecided voters.” This was true. But Blumenthal’s columns for both Salon and The Guardian of London, gathered together in “How Bush Rules: Chronicles of a Radical Regime,” are hardly pitched to win over undecided readers, either. There was a time when Blumenthal was an unpredictable writer and thinker (during his years at The New Republic, for instance), but by 1997, when he left The New Yorker to go work for the Clinton White House, his transformation to predictable partisan was more or less complete. During the Ken Starr years, Blumenthal was publicly accused by the journalist Christopher Hitchens of waging a covert campaign to portray Monica Lewinsky as a stalker; today, he seems to appreciate the value of special prosecutors a good deal more. His book is dedicated to Joseph C. Wilson IV, the American diplomat who publicly challenged Bush’s claim that Saddam Hussein had tried to get yellowcake uranium from Niger, and whose wife’s identity as a spy was thought to have been leaked by the White House in retaliation. (It now looks as if the State Department was the original source of the leak, though people in the White House certainly had no trouble passing the information along.) Blumenthal devotes quite a few columns to this subject. One of them ends in a long list of questions — 19, by my count — that he hopes the prosecutor investigating the leak will ask Dick Cheney. “Mr. Vice President,” it solemnly concludes, “you are under oath.”

Blumenthal still retains some of the finer journalistic instincts. He’s a voracious reader and a brisk search engine, consistently able to unearth the most damning quote of the news cycle — as when the editorial board of The Army Times said of Abu Ghraib: “The folks in the Pentagon are talking about the wrong morons. ... This was a failure that ran straight to the top” — or to highlight a story that got less pickup than it deserved, like The Washington Post’s revelation that the United States was wiretapping Mohamed ElBaradei, director general of the International Atomic Energy Agency (and subsequent Nobel Peace Prize winner). He reads reports that otherwise go unread, and quotes mischievous legislative fine print. He also relies on a large cast of dissenting administration insiders to deliver some of his most piquant critiques, which can be very effective, whether it’s Flynt Leverett, one of Condoleezza Rice’s early choices to direct Middle East peace talks, saying, “I didn’t want to stick around for a charade,” or James Dobbins, Bush’s first envoy to Afghanistan, saying, “I was horrified by the president’s last speech on the war on terror.”

After a while, it’s hard to deny that these columns have a certain cumulative power. But their content has also been curated with one aim in mind, and that’s to cast the Bush administration in the grimmest possible light, rather like Philip Roth telling the story of his protagonist in “Everyman” from the point of view of his illnesses. Blumenthal also has a taste for tiresome epithets — he calls Paul Wolfowitz “the neoconservative Robespierre” and compares Bush (yawn) to a cowboy. And rather than letting damning facts speak for themselves, Blumenthal insists on pushing his arguments to the breaking point. He claims Bush had “plenty of information” to act on before Sept. 11, but fails to produce anything more specific than the findings of the 9/11 Commission. He suggests the tragedy of New Orleans might have been prevented if funds for a flood control project hadn’t been diverted to the Iraq war (as if dozens of other factors hadn’t conspired against the poor city). He even suggests that Rudolph Giuliani became a figure of national reassurance after the Sept. 11 attacks “in large part because President Bush was not to be seen for days.” (Does he really think Giuliani would have been less impressive if Bush had responded with alacrity? Was Blumenthal anywhere near New York that morning?)

It’s hard to trust a narrator who only and always assumes the worst. There’s a story Blumenthal tells about George W. Bush’s private tour of the brand-new Clinton library in Little Rock, during which the president apparently told his guide, “A submarine could take this place out.” (The structure juts out over the Arkansas River.) The observation sends Blumenthal into a reverie: “Was this a wishful paranoid fantasy of ubiquitous terrorism destroying Clinton’s legacy with one blow?” he asks. “Or a projection of menace and messianism, with only Bush grasping the true danger, standing between submerged threat and civilization?” Either is possible. But it’s also possible that the president was making a joke.

The left has often complained that what it needs isn’t polite speech, but voices as pungent as those on the right. Maybe so. But even the angriest people on the right tend to be funny. Books like this one are a depressing reminder of how important it is for writers to have a slight sense of humor about themselves, if they want to be taken at all seriously.

Jennifer Senior, a contributing editor at New York magazine, writes about politics.
"But even the angriest people on the right tend to be funny."

This is true, though I think the left beats us overall in that category. Seems those with a sense of humor end up looking better than the dour.
"But even the angriest people on the right tend to be funny."

This is true, though I think the left beats us overall in that category. Seems those with a sense of humor end up looking better than the dour.
Who's funny on the left? :laugh: Seriously though, the reason that talk radio's successes are right wing, is because they are entertaining. Same with print, though people that read the paper aren't as needy for a yuk with their news. ;)
Who's funny on the left? :laugh: Seriously though, the reason that talk radio's successes are right wing, is because they are entertaining. Same with print, though people that read the paper aren't as needy for a yuk with their news. ;)

LOL - the left manages to be entertaining without meaning to, I think!
You want to see unhinged......

Check out huffington or the Du... :teeth:
Who's funny on the left? :laugh: Seriously though, the reason that talk radio's successes are right wing, is because they are entertaining. Same with print, though people that read the paper aren't as needy for a yuk with their news. ;)

news papers are a much different animal than talk radio.

not as much of a choice in any one market. LA for example only has one major newspaper, ONE, the LA TIMES. And its a blatantly liberal rag with no scrupels that both times now has come out with supposed sex scandals on arnold during the election campaign.

another thing is, when you buy a paper, many people only read the sports.

And, many people only read the paper occasionally, but its easier to have it delivered and toss it five days a week, and read it a couple of times, than having to buy it at a stand.

air america is an abysmal failure. Its going bankrupt. Listnership has always been pathetic.
The hosts are arrogant, conceited, hateful LIARS. All they know, like the dems, is attack, attack, attack. No new ideas or plans. They hired a bunch of comedians to host it, literally, and those idiots THINK they are funny because they are making themselves and the others in the studio laugh, but what comes across the air is not only NOT funny, but downright boring and hateful. But in spite of this, they wont change. They are a bunch of losers.

Huffington is a real ****. I would love to bitch slap her. Preferably in front of her dyke lesbian boy/girlfriend.
"But even the angriest people on the right tend to be funny."

This is true, though I think the left beats us overall in that category. Seems those with a sense of humor end up looking better than the dour.

It's telling that that sentence seems to have jumped at more than one of us.

That's why I love reading Ann Coulter columns. She's absolutely hilarious. It's a rare Coulter column when I don't laugh out loud at least once.

I look forward to new Ann Coulter column the same way I used to look forward to a new Dave Barry column.

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