The last person to post in this thread WINS!!

[Semper Fi]

Right now there are 5 cans of mountain dew on my desk. 3 cans of mountain dew code red. That makes 8 cans total.

 

[Emmett]

Well, at this very moment I AM winning, AND................ I fully intend to win this contest so it is unnecessary for any of you to post anything further as I will simply come along and post again. This in itself proves it redundant for you to participate in the infamous POST LAST game.

Come on Jim, declare me the POST LAST CHAMPION! I really want to win man. I fully realize now that this contest has been my true ambition in life and I cannot allow it to be denied me. If necessary I will resort to tactics that I will not disclose at this time in order to attain the prestigous honor of wimming the POST LAST ON THIS THREAD championship.

If any of you are tempted to post after I do please bare in mind that I will resort to retalitory measures. This is not a joke man, I really want to win. Oh sure, it may seem childish to most of you that a grown man should feel such passion about a contest such as this however I feel I have the qualifications, ability and desire to win this contest. I also have befriended somewhat a moderator (Kathianne) whom I exchange personal messages with on a bi-weekly or so basis and fully intend to use her influence if necessary to win this contest.

I need some sleep.....................:duh3:

 

[Stephanie]

Awe, sorry to burst your bubble Emmett, but I snuck in after you...:funnyface

 

[Emmett]

Don't make me drive to Fairbanks! Top of the morning to you! I WIN!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Stephanie]

Don't make me drive to Fairbanks! Top of the morning to you! I WIN!!!!!!!!!!

Top of the morning to you....
I'm gonna win, I can see it in my future...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

 

[no1tovote4]

Emmett.

 

[Annie]

Well, at this very moment I AM winning, AND................ I fully intend to win this contest so it is unnecessary for any of you to post anything further as I will simply come along and post again. This in itself proves it redundant for you to participate in the infamous POST LAST game.

Come on Jim, declare me the POST LAST CHAMPION! I really want to win man. I fully realize now that this contest has been my true ambition in life and I cannot allow it to be denied me. If necessary I will resort to tactics that I will not disclose at this time in order to attain the prestigous honor of wimming the POST LAST ON THIS THREAD championship.

If any of you are tempted to post after I do please bare in mind that I will resort to retalitory measures. This is not a joke man, I really want to win. Oh sure, it may seem childish to most of you that a grown man should feel such passion about a contest such as this however I feel I have the qualifications, ability and desire to win this contest. I also have befriended somewhat a moderator (Kathianne) whom I exchange personal messages with on a bi-weekly or so basis and fully intend to use her influence if necessary to win this contest.

I need some sleep.....................:duh3:

Woah! You just disqualified yourself! Read the fine print: no friends or family of mods/admins can win! Now how to declare myself the 'winner'? :shocked: :teeth:

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Do I really have to post something with substance or can i just say...
I'M WINNING!!!

 

[no1tovote4]

Do I really have to post something with substance or can i just say...
I'M WINNING!!!

Well, you have to post something of substance while I can post any danged thing I want....

:teeth:

 

[deaddude]

Woah! You just disqualified yourself! Read the fine print: no friends or family of mods/admins can win! Now how to declare myself the 'winner'? :shocked: :teeth:

Wouldn't declaring yourself the winner violate our little arrangment Kathianne?

 

[Redhots]

There are rules for this?

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Well, you have to post something of substance while I can post any danged thing I want....

:teeth:

Ahh, that's where you're wrong.
:blah2:

 

[jimnyc]

793 pages and nearly 12,000 replies? You people are sick in the head!

Besides, didn't I tell you all about a year ago that I had already won, ya bastards?

 

[Annie]

There are rules for this?

You didn't notice? They are 'back there', somewhere...:duh3:

 

[no1tovote4]

:alco:

 

[Annie]

Wouldn't declaring yourself the winner violate our little arrangment Kathianne?

Oh yeah! Well it's picked up some traction again! How long will this thread of the living dead go on?

 

[Mr.Conley]

Victory is mine!!!!

 

[deaddude]

Victory is mine!!!!

Victory is fleeting.

 

[no1tovote4]

Victory is fleeting.

Isn't it though?