The last person to post in this thread WINS!!

[no1tovote4]

he was?

No, he wasn't.

 

[The ClayTaurus]

No, he wasn't.

Was wasn't, or wasn't was?

 

[deaddude]

Who spent his time doing Doesn't

Doesn't does not do, Doesn't did

What did Doesn't do you say or sayn't? It isn't Is, nor was it Was, it mustn't be Must, it can't be Can, and it mayn't be May, so what did doesn't do all day? I think I saw him playing pool.

Hasn't any one seen Has, Have has, no I haven't. Who, what, where, when, and how do not know what the **** you are talking about. Come to think of it, wait did Come to think of it? No he left when Phrase turned in his resignation. Shit? No, he is in court, charged with hitting the fan. ****? gone. This? Followed ****. Shit!! I beleive I already told you about him.

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Who spent his time doing Doesn't

Doesn't does not do, Doesn't did

What did Doesn't do you say or sayn't? It isn't Is, nor was it Was, it mustn't be Must, it can't be Can, and it mayn't be May, so what did doesn't do all day? I think I saw him playing pool.

Hasn't any one seen Has, Have has, no I haven't. Who, what, where, when, and how do not know what the **** you are talking about. Come to think of it, wait did Come to think of it? No he left when Phrase turned in his resignation. Shit? No, he is in court, charged with hitting the fan. ****? gone. This? Followed ****. Shit!! I beleive I already told you about him.

Is that from something, or just your mind taking a crap? :nine:

 

[deaddude]

tis all my mind, making a most lovely excrement, does it not smell like roses in the spring?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

tis all my mind, making a most lovely excrement, does it not smell like roses in the spring?

To quote Benjamin Andre 3000:

"Your roses really smell like boo, boo, boooooo"

 

[deaddude]

Boo and Boo both thought them best
to put that theory to the test
they both whipped out their tools
Twas their turn to look as fools
for both were but 2 o's long
Then came in one both big and strong
Boooooo would be his name
And as twas all in decent fun
deined to join their game
whipped out six o's (countum six!!)
and declared that he had won.

 

[The ClayTaurus]

I lately lost a preposition
It hid, I thought, beneath my chair
And angrily I cried, "Perdition!
Up from out of in under there."

Correctness is my vade mecum,
And straggling phrases I abhor,
And yet I wondered, "What should he come
Up from out of in under for?"

-Morris Bishop

 

[deaddude]

Didn't did do somthing like That. It matter little. That matters not. But This , This matter quite a bit.

 

[no1tovote4]

Matters it cannot not, tremble before the madness hot.
Feeling under into there, tremble not for it matters, sot!

 

[Hagbard Celine]

And the momeraths outgrabe!

 

[no1tovote4]

Sounds like Golgafrincham poetry... We better stop before somebody seizes.

(P.S. I can see the Fnords!)

 

[deaddude]

They left me all alone, where did everybody go

oh well I'm winning

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

A little boy walks into his parents bedroom unannounced. His mother is in bed covered up, but his father is standing in the middle of the room holding a condom.

"What are you doing, Daddy?", the little boy asked.

"Um...I uh...I...I'm trying to catch a mouse", the father sputtered.

"Really?", the little boy said. "Are you going to **** it when you catch it?"


By the way, I'm winning.

 

[no1tovote4]

 

[deaddude]

I see?

or do I

No you dont

but i do

not

yes

no

 

[no1tovote4]

eventually considered

partially revocable

endlessly corruptible

no

 

[deaddude]

madness brings wisdom
wisdom brings power
power brings madness

power corrupts, aboslute power corrupts absolutely,

those with power are morally questionable, sagely, schizofrenics?

 

[no1tovote4]

Just because somebody is on a different path doesn't necessarily mean that they are lost.

 

[Shattered]

What the hell happened to this thread? (I'm winning)