The last person to post in this thread WINS!!

[no1tovote4]

What did you win?

 

[deaddude]

Gimme dat!

Oh dear, that was a smokers etiquette faux pas if I ever heard one.

For now let us assume that it was a tobacco cig I was smoking, you may

A. ask politely if you can have one

B. break out one and ask for a light

C. do absolutely nothing

And if you are a woman

D. do one of the above while naked

And still be in the realm of propriety

Now if it was a joint you could

A. politely ask me to pass the bowl

B. break out one and ask for a light

C. do absolutely nothing

Again women may do one of the above while naked

So if it was a Joint your "gimme dat" would be nearly OK

If you are a non-smoker trying to save me there these options

A. Mind your ******* business

B. Shove a live dung beetle up your ass and leave it there for an hour

If you are a female non smoker you have this additional option

C. Promise to wait with me during the months of future nicotine cravings and **** me through each of them to help me stay off

Now Im going to try this again next post so you (shattered) can show me what you learned

 

[deaddude]

Now shattered show me what we learned about etiquette

 

[no1tovote4]

Oh dear, that was a smokers etiquette faux pas if I ever heard one.

For now let us assume that it was a tobacco cig I was smoking, you may

A. ask politely if you can have one

B. break out one and ask for a light

C. do absolutely nothing

And if you are a woman

D. do one of the above while naked

And still be in the realm of propriety

Now if it was a joint you could

A. politely ask me to pass the bowl

B. break out one and ask for a light

C. do absolutely nothing

Again women may do one of the above while naked

So if it was a Joint your "gimme dat" would be nearly OK

If you are a non-smoker trying to save me there these options

A. Mind your ******* business

B. Shove a live dung beetle up your ass and leave it there for an hour

If you are a female non smoker you have this additional option

C. Promise to wait with me during the months of future nicotine cravings and **** me through each of them to help me stay off

Now Im going to try this again next post so you (shattered) can show me what you learned

You forgot another option, asking for a drag of the cigarette.

 

[deaddude]

Yes i did didn't I, damn!

 

[no1tovote4]

 

[deaddude]

 

[no1tovote4]

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

 

[no1tovote4]

:funnyface

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

What did you win?

Well...I won a Tribble at a Star Trek convention once.

 

[no1tovote4]

Well...I won a Tribble at a Star Trek convention once.

How many do you have now?

 

[deaddude]

 

[manu1959]

 

[no1tovote4]

 

[manu1959]

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/ar...GCCIHG1.DTL&o=0

 

[dmp]

No new posts since I went to bed last night?

C'mon ppl!

 

[no1tovote4]

So am I winning yet?

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

How many do you have now?

Just the one. He must be impotent or something.

 

[no1tovote4]

Just the one. He must be impotent or something.

Sounds defective. Better send him back.