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[dilloduck]

You ever try to light a chunk of coal with a flint and steel? It aint easy I tell ya!

hmmmmmm gotta enough sun to try a magnifying glass ??

 

[CSM]

hmmmmmm gotta enough sun to try a magnifying glass ??

Glass is illegal in NH...magical stuff like that is strictly prohibited.

 

[Mr. P]

You ever try to light a chunk of coal with a flint and steel? It aint easy I tell ya!

Well no..were slow down here in da south you know...we're still using those bic lighters.

 

[CSM]

Well no..were slow down here in da south you know...we're still using those bic lighters.

Whats a "bic lighter"? Where do "bics" come from anyway and do they burn gooder than wood?

 

[UsaPride]

Well no..were slow down here in da south you know...we're still using those bic lighters.

:rotflmao:

 

[Mr. P]

Whats a "bic lighter"? Where do "bics" come from anyway and do they burn gooder than wood?

They sell em at large gatherings...we used to use a torch..Now, ya jus flick yer bic!
Their better than them big ole torches,
you can carry em in yer pocket.

 

[dilloduck]

Glass is illegal in NH...magical stuff like that is strictly prohibited.

ahhhh that's how all them witches got in trouble I guess

 

[CSM]

They sell em at large gatherings...we used to use a torch..Now, ya jus flick yer bic!
Their better than them big ole torches,
you can carry em in yer pocket.

I dunno...sounds dangerous to me. Sounds like you'd set yer pants afire! I think I'll stick to the flint and steel. Besides, you can just pick up any ole piece of flint right ofn the ground and it's free. Steel is another story, but you can get that by sneaking down to Massacheussetts and sawing off a hunk from Ted Kennedy's limo.

 

[CSM]

ahhhh that's how all them witches got in trouble I guess

Actually, them witches didn't do nuthin wrong. We was just bored and had nothing else to do.

 

[dilloduck]

I dunno...sounds dangerous to me. Sounds like you'd set yer pants afire! I think I'll stick to the flint and steel. Besides, you can just pick up any ole piece of flint right ofn the ground and it's free. Steel is another story, but you can get that by sneaking down to Massacheussetts and sawing off a hunk from Ted Kennedy's limo.

hell that's dangerous---all THAT steel is soaked in Scotch !!!

 

[CSM]

hell that's dangerous---all THAT steel is soaked in Scotch !!!

That's just urban legend. Besides, do you really think ol Ted ever spilled a drop of good liquor in his life?

 

[dilloduck]

That's just urban legend. Besides, do you really think ol Ted ever spilled a drop of good liquor in his life?

true---just thought there may be some left in the trunk when Joe was in his smuggling years

 

[CSM]

true---just thought there may be some left in the trunk when Joe was in his smuggling years

To hear some folks tell it, Joe was an entrepeneur, not a smuggler.

 

[dilloduck]

To hear some folks tell it, Joe was an entrepeneur, not a smuggler.

ya--and I'm Davy Crockett

 

[CSM]

ya--and I'm Davy Crockett

Darn! I really like that coon skin hat you wear. I got one just like it only made out of porcupine.

 

[UsaPride]

I got one just like it only made out of porcupine.

OUCH! LOL!!

 

[Mr. P]

Darn! I really like that coon skin hat you wear. ...

Now THAT is not PC!

 

[CSM]

OUCH! LOL!!

It only hurts when you take it off or put it on. Actually, them porcupine hat makers are hard to find and expensive to boot!

 

[CSM]

Now THAT is not PC!

Coons have just as many rights as porcupines and skunks. At least they do here in the Northeast. In fact, there are more coons up here than porcupines.

 

[UsaPride]

It only hurts when you take it off or put it on. Actually, them porcupine hat makers are hard to find and expensive to boot!

Maybe I should get into that business, LOL!! You'd have to make me a pair of steel gloves