The last person to post in this thread WINS!! (part 2)

[Zoom-boing]

This thread is under construction. Closed until further notice.

 

[jgbkab]

Okay. Well, I work here. Where's my hard hat?

 

[Zoom-boing]

Due to the poor economy all construction workers have been let go. The project has been halted. The thread is closed until further notice.

 

[jgbkab]

I left my lunchbox.

 

[Zoom-boing]

I'll mail it to you.

 

[deaddude]

Who is winning?

 

[Zoom-boing]

There are no winners in this thread, only losers. Except for me. I'm last, I win.

 

[jgbkab]

No, sorry! It contains hazardous materials and you would face jail time if you did.

 

[Zoom-boing]

I thought I told you all that this thread was closed until further notice? Now, be gone all of you.

 

[Againsheila]

Did someone say something?

 

[Zoom-boing]

what?

 

[Dr.House]

I wuz heer!

 

[Zoom-boing]

Hey, you're suppose to be dispensing sarcastic doctoring advice. Besides, this thread is closed.

 

[jgbkab]

I need a CBC and a chem 7 stat!

 

[Zoom-boing]

No matter what you get, it won't be lupus. It's never lupus.

 

[jgbkab]

Maybe Hodgkin's or Autoimmune disease.

 

[Zoom-boing]

But definitely not lupus.

 

[jgbkab]

It was once though.

 

[Dr.House]

that it was....

 

[Dr.House]

Hey, you're suppose to be dispensing sarcastic doctoring advice. Besides, this thread is closed.

"You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a ... I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor."