The last person to post in this thread WINS!! (part 2)

[jreeves]

seveerj

bgjkab

 

[Zoom-boing]

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

 

[deaddude]

A chicken crossing the road indicates a need for the chicken to escape a danger more dangerous than the danger of getting hit by an automobile.

I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Why did the rooster run away? Because he was chicken.

 

[jgbkab]

What did the snake say to the rooster when he ran away?

 

[Zoom-boing]

Chicken?

 

[jgbkab]

Duh, snakes can't talk...silly!

 

[Zoom-boing]

Oh crap, I was going to post that and figured it was too obvious, I swear! lol

 

[jgbkab]

 

[Zoom-boing]

What do you call a zipper on a banana?

 

[jgbkab]

A fruit fly. You can't tell jokes on the Internet because we have Google.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Well . .. . . crap. No fun.

 

[jgbkab]

Sorry...I just HATE not knowing.

 

[Zoom-boing]

My cat won't leave me alone. Meow.

 

[jgbkab]

My cat won't leave me alone. Meow.

Then you should pet it.

 

[Zoom-boing]

I do. He still won't leave me alone. Maybe he's hungry.

 

[jgbkab]

If he's hungry after that long, you are gonna be fancy feast soon....

 

[Zoom-boing]

He got some steak at dinner (he rather enjoys food that is grilled) then some cat food. He will be sleeping for the foreseeable future.

 

[jgbkab]

You sure it's a house cat and not a lion?

 

[Zoom-boing]

lol, he's all house cat . . . and he's out for the night.