Mr. P
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>
> Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
> attractive blonde woman from Kentucky arrived and bet twenty-thousand
> dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>
> She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
> completely nude."
>
> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
> yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
>
> As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
>
> "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
>
> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
> her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
> dumfounded.
>
> Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
>
> The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
>
> Moral -
> Not all Kentuckians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
> but lustful men are lustful men.
> Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
> attractive blonde woman from Kentucky arrived and bet twenty-thousand
> dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>
> She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
> completely nude."
>
> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
> yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
>
> As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
>
> "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
>
> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
> her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
> dumfounded.
>
> Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
>
> The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
>
> Moral -
> Not all Kentuckians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
> but lustful men are lustful men.
