justoffal
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As if he didn't have a big enough mouth in the ethereal world it seems like the Ayatollah has found new verbal energies in the next.
Having been presented with a 72 virgins upon entry into Paradise he immediately noticed a quality gap that he's not used to.
Unfortunately as with all these poorly worded contracts that lack detail.....in this case the only requirement was that each individual presented be a virgin.
Ostensibly missing from the contract were the details about gender, general attractiveness and even species designation!
With the ongoing slaughter of Islamic warriors in the Middle East there seems to be a shortage of virginal prizes on the other side.
As with any business enterprise the providers are seeking alternatives to fill the quantity gap!
Amongst the prize of 72 were ugly, overweight and undesirable females.... Several males that had been thrown from skyscrapers when they were alive..... And numerous female animals including goats camels and even a few sheep.
The k-man found out quickly that his threats in the next world don't have nearly as much potency as they did in the previous world.
When expressing his unhappiness with the prize he was told to submit a complaint form to the big A..... And also told that the waiting period for a response was measured in centuries not months.
Having been presented with a 72 virgins upon entry into Paradise he immediately noticed a quality gap that he's not used to.
Unfortunately as with all these poorly worded contracts that lack detail.....in this case the only requirement was that each individual presented be a virgin.
Ostensibly missing from the contract were the details about gender, general attractiveness and even species designation!
With the ongoing slaughter of Islamic warriors in the Middle East there seems to be a shortage of virginal prizes on the other side.
As with any business enterprise the providers are seeking alternatives to fill the quantity gap!
Amongst the prize of 72 were ugly, overweight and undesirable females.... Several males that had been thrown from skyscrapers when they were alive..... And numerous female animals including goats camels and even a few sheep.
The k-man found out quickly that his threats in the next world don't have nearly as much potency as they did in the previous world.
When expressing his unhappiness with the prize he was told to submit a complaint form to the big A..... And also told that the waiting period for a response was measured in centuries not months.
