You serious? I thought it dragged on and on and on..
Little action, silly plot, retarded acting. I can't think of anything that I thought they did a good job on. To each his own I guess.
I have yet to see any of
The Hobbit movies. I know I'll want to, eventually, but I expect that I will be disappointed.
I expect that they will suffer badly from a condition that I call
“Pandorum”, after
a movie which I consider to be the model organism for this defect.
The essence of Pandorum is a very good story, but not a very big one, stretched way too far to make a movie, with lots of burdensome, irrelevant crap put into it to pad it out, and a very slow pacing, to stretch it to what is a reasonable length for a movie. The
Pandorum story would have made a good basis for a 15-20 minute segment on a
The Twilight Zone type of anthology show, but there just was not nearly enough to the story to reasonably stretch it out to a full-length feature film.
What's all this have to do with
The Hobbit?
The
Lord of the Rings is a very big story. Made into a series of movies, it ended up being more than nine hours total for the theatrical releases, and more than eleven hours for the extended versions, and even to fit it into that longer length, some stuff had to be rather painfully cut out of Tolkien's original version of the story.
I guess the folks who did the
Lord of the Rings movies, in following it with
The Hobbit, felt that they needed to make the latter as big and grand as
Lord of the Rings came out to be. But
The Hobbit just is not that big a story.
Consider the box set of books pictured below, this set being published some time after
The Lord of the Rings movies, but before
The Hobbit movies. Four books total. Three of them comprise
Lord of the Rings. Only one of them—the smallest out of the four—is
The Hobbit.
The Hobbit is less than 1⁄3 as much story as
Lord of the Rings. While eight hours isn't nearly enough time to properly tell the
Lord of the Rings story, it's surely just way too much time to take telling
The Hobbit.
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