Yeah they are all "government bad ! " until they need something then it's "help me government! "
For example . Fighting those wildfires out west in some VERY red districts .
1. The south uses the most welfare
2. Food stamps
3. Unemployment
These people are a bunch of dead beats that if they ever got what they wanted they'd go crazy.
Reminds me of an amusing dissertation I read today. It's pretty good but the guy goes off the rails with f bombs:
But this is hilarious. 45,000 people on FB agree.
**** the South
A Disgruntled Massachusetts Voter Gets It Off His Chest
by
Anonymous
JOHNNY RYAN
**** the South. **** 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. Fighting for the right to keep slaves--yeah, those are states we want to keep. And now what do we get? We're the ******* Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the
Real America? The
Authentic America. Really?
'Cause we ******* founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment? Who do you think those wig-wearing, lacy-shirt-sporting revolutionaries were? They were ******* blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the ******* monuments are up here in our backyard?
No, No. Get the **** out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and ******* Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your
real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those ******* stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for *******
blue states. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how
real you are, you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh, I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. **** off.
Arrogant? You wanna talk to us Northeasterners about ******* arrogance? Maybe I wouldn't be so ******* arrogant if I wasn't paying for your ******* bridges, *****. All those federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your ******* Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane, you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a ******* swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it; it's a shithole," we said, but you had to have your ******* orange juice.
The next dickwad who says, "It's your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the 10 states that get the most federal ******* dollars and pay the least... can you guess? That's right, ************, they're red states. And 8 of the 10 states that receive the least and pay the most? It's too easy. They're blue states. It's not
your money, assholes, it's *******
our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: Buy your own ******* stop signs, asshole.
Let's talk about those values for a ******* minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you ******* Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate, you marriage-hyping dickwads? Can you guess? It's ******* Massachusetts, the ******* center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that's right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the ******* nation. Think that's just some aberration? How about this: Nine of the 10 lowest divorce rates are ******* blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to ******* guess? Ten out of 10 are ******* red-ass, we're-so-*******-moral states.
But two guys making out is going to ******* ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's okay because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? 'Cause we ******* get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're ******* towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us ******* Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of
that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the ******* Northeast Liberal Elite.
Well this gravy train is *******
over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leeching, Confederate-flag-waving, holier- than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.
And no, you can't have your ******* convention in New York next time. **** off.
The above rant is from the website www.fuckthesouth.com. The author is a member of the Northeast Liberal Elite and is ******* done being a scapegoat for the Republican Party.