Good for you. Leave a generous tip and don't forget to ask for an antacid on the side.
I only hope it is a relative of yours
Nope. Your post is telling. What it tells others is you hold working people - generally those just getting by - in disdain. My guess is you don't even see the person taking your order or cleaning tables.
You are all so funny.
Stupid
But really really funny.
There is nothing funny about you, you're vulgar, your posts lack substance and thought, and you've proven to be a smug, arrogant asshole. But, I know you won't take offense, I'm sure others have described you so, or worse.