If Trump is elected, it will be the end of the world
If Rubio is elected, he will whine about the end of the world.
If Cruz is elected, he will filibuster the end of the world.
If Hillary is elected, she will lie about the world ending and refuse to admit it ever happened under her watch.
If Bernie is elected, he will raise taxes to help pay for the end of the world and make sure everyone suffers equally.
If Kasich is elected, he will work with the end of the world to try and make it a little better, never uttering one complaint.
If Rubio is elected, he will whine about the end of the world.
If Cruz is elected, he will filibuster the end of the world.
If Hillary is elected, she will lie about the world ending and refuse to admit it ever happened under her watch.
If Bernie is elected, he will raise taxes to help pay for the end of the world and make sure everyone suffers equally.
If Kasich is elected, he will work with the end of the world to try and make it a little better, never uttering one complaint.
