Dopey McDopestein -
Let me help you out muddy.
1. He's not qualified because he doesn't have a valid birth certificate
We're not serious, we're just goofing on the birthers, pointing out the irony of someone who wasn't born in the U.S. running for Prez right after all the b.s. with the birthers and Trump. It's just funny, that's all.
We're ******* with you. No serious person cares about Cruz's birth certificate or where he was born.
2. He's never accomplished anything
He really hasn't done anything of note in the Senate except to be a trollish loud mouth, a hyper-partisan hack who annoys even his own party members.
As far as pre-Senate. Don't know much about the man. Except that he went to Ivy League schools. Which is somewhat confounding because that means he goes to great length to portray a less educated person when speaking in public. We know Sarah Palin didn't go to any academically competitive colleges or Universities and therefore are not surprised by her lack of knowledge on public policy, economics, geography, history… But Cruz must be playing to the lowest common denominator of the Conservative Base when he speaks publicly. That or he sustained a head injury after graduating law school. How else do you explain the dumb and insane things he says.
This just speaks to his integrity as a human being. All politicians play to their audience somewhat. Obama will change his manner of speaking when addressing an urban crowd. But what Cruz does says more about how he sees the people he's speaking to. He must hold them in contempt, must really hate them. Because he uses all the tired and old dog whistles and anti-Obama, anti-dem ginning up shit. He makes no effort at an original criticism of Obama, original ideas about policy, or original vision. It's just tired, dumbed down Bachmann-Palin-Gohmert puke.
3. He's inexperienced
Haven't heard that argument made. But he still does come off as a newbie or a rube with regard to his time as a Senator. He's tried desperately to come out of the gate guns a blazin', making all kinds of speeches designed to get peoples attention--get on TV, get replayed over and over, and discussed by "serious" people. The attention he's gotten has been mostly negative -- like a carnival barker, or clown.
So, he's definitely inexperienced with regard to using the media to frame his own message.
4. His ideas on Global Warming are crazy
Crazy. Dumb. The entire GOP has a problem with science and consensus on man-made global warming and climate change. They hide behind straw men and non-peer-reviewed "science" provided to them by lobbyists and industry shills.
Given how serious the insurance industry and farming industry and academics, and NASA and public safety sector thinks global warming and climate change is -- the GOP's science B.S. is just getting old.