The Church of Trump

[Tommy Tainant]

Ive thought for some time that Trump is missing a trick in his money making efforts.
But the rebuilding of the White house has opened up a world of new opportunities.
The wh is getting a brand new function room built by russian money.
It will be ideal for holding weddings, christenings and barmitzvahs
Now stay with me.
If Trump was to declare himself a church he could officiate at these ceremonies TAZ FREE.
I reckon a happy maga couple to be wed in the new trump room by the great man would pay a 7 figure sum.
The WH kitchen could do a finger buffet for the happy couple and all without troubling the tax man.
Donny or Rev Donny could run through 6 or 7 weddings on a sunday and as many christenings on a saturday.

It could be a great earner and enable don to give up all his other shit.

Part of the new trump room could be repurposed as a gift shop and trump could sell his dildos from there.

Its obvious that the Church of Trump is the way to go for this modest man. Why pay tax on all this memorabilia when he could sell it sans tax.
Its not trump to import chinese goods and then pay tax on them.
Trump tax dodging could soon be history.

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[Dogmaphobe]

Ive thought for some time

I disagree.

 

[Hellokitty]

Ive thought for some time that Trump is missing a trick in his money making efforts.
But the rebuilding of the White house has opened up a world of new opportunities.
The wh is getting a brand new function room built by russian money.
It will be ideal for holding weddings, christenings and barmitzvahs
Now stay with me.
If Trump was to declare himself a church he could officiate at these ceremonies TAZ FREE.
I reckon a happy maga couple to be wed in the new trump room by the great man would pay a 7 figure sum.
The WH kitchen could do a finger buffet for the happy couple and all without troubling the tax man.
Donny or Rev Donny could run through 6 or 7 weddings on a sunday and as many christenings on a saturday.

It could be a great earner and enable don to give up all his other shit.

Part of the new trump room could be repurposed as a gift shop and trump could sell his dildos from there.

Its obvious that the Church of Trump is the way to go for this modest man. Why pay tax on all this memorabilia when he could sell it sans tax.
Its not trump to import chinese goods and then pay tax on them.
Trump tax dodging could soon be history.

Do churches pay taxes? – Guide 2024 | US Expat Tax Service

Discover when churches pay taxes and when they are exempt. Learn about unrelated business income, property taxes, and legal considerations for maintaining tax-exempt status.

www.taxesforexpats.com

You do know TRUMP has Ballrooms at many of his properties?

 

[Tommy Tainant]

You do know TRUMP has Ballrooms at many of his properties?

But there is a cachet to holding a ceremony at the white house.
Trump could include the family at extra cost. Ivanka could spread rose petals. Jnr could park cars and sell drugs.

 

[Hellokitty]

But there is a cachet to holding a ceremony at the white house.
Trump could include the family at extra cost. Ivanka could spread rose petals. Jnr could park cars and sell drugs.

Is that how it works with the Royals in the UK? Princess Kate spreading rose petals and Harry parking cars and selling drugs?

We're new to this King stuff, so you'll have to tell us how it's done.

 

[norwegen]

That's the Church of King Trump to you, Sonny.

 

[Muhammed]

Part of the new trump room could be repurposed as a gift shop and trump could sell his dildos from there.

Your entire post boils down to that one sentence.

Tommy wants a Trump dildo.

 

[marvin martian]

Ive thought for some time that Trump is missing a trick in his money making efforts.
But the rebuilding of the White house has opened up a world of new opportunities.
The wh is getting a brand new function room built by russian money.
It will be ideal for holding weddings, christenings and barmitzvahs
Now stay with me.
If Trump was to declare himself a church he could officiate at these ceremonies TAZ FREE.
I reckon a happy maga couple to be wed in the new trump room by the great man would pay a 7 figure sum.
The WH kitchen could do a finger buffet for the happy couple and all without troubling the tax man.
Donny or Rev Donny could run through 6 or 7 weddings on a sunday and as many christenings on a saturday.

It could be a great earner and enable don to give up all his other shit.

Part of the new trump room could be repurposed as a gift shop and trump could sell his dildos from there.

Its obvious that the Church of Trump is the way to go for this modest man. Why pay tax on all this memorabilia when he could sell it sans tax.
Its not trump to import chinese goods and then pay tax on them.
Trump tax dodging could soon be history.

Do churches pay taxes? – Guide 2024 | US Expat Tax Service

Discover when churches pay taxes and when they are exempt. Learn about unrelated business income, property taxes, and legal considerations for maintaining tax-exempt status.

www.taxesforexpats.com

Kneel to your king, ******!

 

[TheInfiniteSadness]

Ive thought for some time that Trump is missing a trick in his money making efforts.
But the rebuilding of the White house has opened up a world of new opportunities.
The wh is getting a brand new function room built by russian money.
It will be ideal for holding weddings, christenings and barmitzvahs
Now stay with me.
If Trump was to declare himself a church he could officiate at these ceremonies TAZ FREE.
I reckon a happy maga couple to be wed in the new trump room by the great man would pay a 7 figure sum.
The WH kitchen could do a finger buffet for the happy couple and all without troubling the tax man.
Donny or Rev Donny could run through 6 or 7 weddings on a sunday and as many christenings on a saturday.

It could be a great earner and enable don to give up all his other shit.

Part of the new trump room could be repurposed as a gift shop and trump could sell his dildos from there.

Its obvious that the Church of Trump is the way to go for this modest man. Why pay tax on all this memorabilia when he could sell it sans tax.
Its not trump to import chinese goods and then pay tax on them.
Trump tax dodging could soon be history.

Do churches pay taxes? – Guide 2024 | US Expat Tax Service

Discover when churches pay taxes and when they are exempt. Learn about unrelated business income, property taxes, and legal considerations for maintaining tax-exempt status.

www.taxesforexpats.com

Of course he'll call it "The Worldwide Church of Golf"

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Is that how it works with the Royals in the UK? Princess Kate spreading rose petals and Harry parking cars and selling drugs?

We're new to this King stuff, so you'll have to tell us how it's done.

I wish they would. It would save taxpayers a lot of money.

 

[Hellokitty]

I wish they would. It would save taxpayers a lot of money.

So now you're saying the TRUMP family will be saving US taxpayers money....