The beautiful poetry of Donald Trump

[barryqwalsh]

By the door of Mar-a-Lago,
By his busty model daughter,
With the sun to keep his wig warm,
With the bien pensants all moaning,
MagaWatha bloviated
‘All you fake news press keep spinning,
Which is why I’m bigly winning,
And now heading for the border
Northward bound in all disorder
Comes a swarm of Latin losers…



Spectator competition winners: the beautiful poetry of Donald Trump | Coffee House

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Somebody needs to get a life...actually two people do...you and the moron that wasted his time on that tripe

 

[barryqwalsh]

Somebody needs to get a life...actually two people do...you and the moron that wasted his time on that tripe

For this week’s challenge you were invited to submit poems by Donald Trump.

Why not throw your hat in the ring?

 

[barryqwalsh]

My voters all agree that I’m a very stable genius,
Well-balanced, even-tempered, with a truly huge IQ,
And though my lying enemies pretend I’m teenie
weenious,
I’ve testimonials that prove my pecker’s massive too.
Believe me, I’m the brainiest of presidential giants;
I’m twice as smart as Washington, or Lincoln, or
Obama.
My brilliant mind can see right through the hoax
of climate science,
And yet I’m modest and polite, a diplomatic
charmer.
I’m tolerant and welcoming, although there’s one
exception:
I can’t abide those Mexicans, those criminals and
papists,
And that is why I’m planning my gargantuan
erection
To fulfil my oath of office and protect you from
them rapists.
I use the very best of words, my speeches minted
newly.
I bet you didn’t know the meaning of the word
‘avenious’?
It’s’nerveless’, like the leaves of certain plants —
and like yours truly,
The greatest President of all, a very stable genius!

 

[Sunni Man]

For this week’s challenge you were invited to submit poems by Donald Trump.

Why not throw your hat in the ring?

Seriously, you need to get a life. ...

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Somebody needs to get a life...actually two people do...you and the moron that wasted his time on that tripe

For this week’s challenge you were invited to submit poems by Donald Trump.

Why not throw your hat in the ring?

because I have a life!

 

[Hellokitty]

Is this some kind of therapy for TDS?