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satire? someone had a thread saying the article was satire and snopes rated it with a FALSE???
 
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Just to lighten things up a little.


Demons Beg Jesus To Cast Them Out Of Hysterical Mob Of Liberals And Into Abyss @ Demons Beg Jesus To Cast Them Out Of Hysterical Mob Of Liberals And Into Abyss

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'Anti-Science' Trump Administration To Revert Definition Of Gender To Objective, Scientific Standard @ 'Anti-Science' Trump Administration To Revert Definition Of Gender To Objective, Scientific Standard

George Soros Vows To Lead Migrant Caravan Into Promised Land @ George Soros Vows To Lead Migrant Caravan Into Promised Land

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CNN Piece On Importance Of Journalism Featured Next To Article Examining Trump's Eating Habits @ CNN Piece On Importance Of Journalism Featured Next To Article Examining Trump's Eating Habits

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Nation Longs For More Civilized Age When Politicians Settled Disputes With Pistols @ Nation Longs For More Civilized Age When Politicians Settled Disputes With Pistols

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Some more of the really funny stuff

Migrant Caravan Mysteriously Disappears But Leaves Behind Cool Wooden Horse @ Migrant Caravan Mysteriously Disappears But Leaves Behind Cool Wooden Horse

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Suspicious Package Mailed To Joel Osteen Found To Contain Bible @ Suspicious Package Mailed To Joel Osteen Found To Contain Bible

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Politics Now Nation's Fastest Growing Religion @ Politics Now Nation's Fastest Growing Religion

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Zuckerberg Vows To Keep US Elections Safe From Unapproved Opinions @ Zuckerberg Vows To Keep US Elections Safe From Unapproved Opinions

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'Noah's Tent' Bar & Grill Opens At Ark Encounter @ 'Noah's Tent' Bar & Grill Opens At Ark Encounter

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Bloods, Crips Release Joint Statement Calling For More Civility In US Politics @ Bloods, Crips Release Joint Statement Calling For More Civility In US Politics

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Hillary Clinton Makes 'Get Out The Vote' Tour Stop In Tijuana @ Hillary Clinton Makes 'Get Out The Vote' Tour Stop In Tijuana

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Probably the biggest crowd she’s drawn in years.
 
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Caravan Of Liberal Americans Makes Way Toward Socialist Paradise Of Venezuela @ Caravan Of Liberal Americans Makes Way Toward Socialist Paradise Of Venezuela

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CNN Criticizes President Trump For Not Taking Full Responsibility For World War II @ CNN Criticizes President Trump For Not Taking Full Responsibility For World War II

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Divided Nation Only Has One Thing Left In Common: Enjoying Videos In Which People Get Hurt @ Divided Nation Only Has One Thing Left In Common: Enjoying Videos In Which People Get Hurt

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Democrat Leaders Announce Brief Moratorium On Calling For Political Violence @ Democrat Leaders Announce Brief Moratorium On Calling For Political Violence

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Millions Of Prius Drivers Recalled For Failing Smug Test @ Millions Of Prius Drivers Recalled For Failing Smug Test

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More next time!
 
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Florida Recount Finally Wraps Up, Al Gore Declared President @ Florida Recount Finally Wraps Up, Al Gore Declared President

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Leftist Protesters: 'If Tucker Carlson Didn't Want To Get Mobbed In His Own Home, Then Why Did He Disagree With Us?' @ Leftist Protesters: 'If Tucker Carlson Didn't Want To Get Mobbed In His Own Home, Then Why Did He Disagree With Us?'

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Nazis Clarify They're Only Calling For 'Democratic Nazism' @ Nazis Clarify They're Only Calling For 'Democratic Nazism'

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Trump Approves Use Of Death Star On Migrant Caravan @ Trump Approves Use Of Death Star On Migrant Caravan

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GOP: 'Man, We Were Gonna Defund Planned Parenthood But Now We Lost The House, Oh Well, Maybe Next Time' @ GOP: 'Man, We Were Gonna Defund Planned Parenthood But Now We Lost The House, Oh Well, Maybe Next Time'

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In 'Home Alone' Remake, Kid To Not Even Realize His Parents Are Gone As He Plays On His Smartphone For Two Weeks @ In 'Home Alone' Remake, Kid To Not Even Realize His Parents Are Gone As He Plays On His Smartphone For Two Weeks

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Dems: 'Trump's Refusal To Admit Caravan Into Country Is An Egregious Act Of Voter Suppression' @ Dems: 'Trump's Refusal To Admit Caravan Into Country Is An Egregious Act Of Voter Suppression' @ Dems: 'Trump's Refusal To Admit Caravan Into Country Is An Egregious Act Of Voter Suppression'

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Ocasio-Cortez Gives Tearful Concession Speech After Learning She Only Got 78% Of Vote @ Ocasio-Cortez Gives Tearful Concession Speech After Learning She Only Got 78% Of Vote

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Jim Acosta Late For Press Conference Again After Staring At Self In Mirror For Three Hours @ Jim Acosta Late For Press Conference Again After Staring At Self In Mirror For Three Hours

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Blue Wave Downgraded To Gentle Mist @ Blue Wave Downgraded To Gentle Mist

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Have a nice day. :)
 
Here We Go! More Babylon Bee


I can’t wait for the day’s Feedly scan to see what this site has come up with.


Family Places Father In Solitary Confinement After 763rd Turkey Pun @ Family Places Father In Solitary Confinement After 763rd Turkey Pun

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Not Good: Chick-Fil-A's Thanksgiving Day Parade Float Just Activated Its Laser Eyes @ Not Good: Chick-Fil-A's Thanksgiving Day Parade Float Just Activated Its Laser Eyes

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Thanksgiving Day Officially Changed To 'Check Your Privilege Day' @ Thanksgiving Day Officially Changed To 'Check Your Privilege Day'

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Exciting New VR Game Tricks Your Kids Into Doing Household Chores @ Exciting New VR Game Tricks Your Kids Into Doing Household Chores

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7 Ways You Can OWN Your Liberal Relatives At Thanksgiving This Year @ 7 Ways You Can OWN Your Liberal Relatives At Thanksgiving This Year

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Pastor Drops Mic After Killer Sermon, Immediately Scolded By Sound Guy @ Pastor Drops Mic After Killer Sermon, Immediately Scolded By Sound Guy

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Doncha love it!
 
Another Episode of The Babylon Bee

Always good for lots of teehees.

Too Much Winning: Trump’s Tremendous Presidenting Causing Whole Caravans Of People To Attempt Entry Into US @ Too Much Winning: Trump’s Tremendous Presidenting Causing Whole Caravans Of People To Attempt Entry Into US

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Man Who Has Never Shared Jesus With Anyone Criticizes Slain Missionary's Lack Of Wisdom @ Man Who Has Never Shared Jesus With Anyone Criticizes Slain Missionary's Lack Of Wisdom

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Global Warming Pinned On Kid Who Keeps Leaving The Front Door Wide Open While The Heater Is On @ Global Warming Pinned On Kid Who Keeps Leaving The Front Door Wide Open While The Heater Is On

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Pathetic Conservative Hasn't Even Been Banned From Twitter Yet @ Pathetic Conservative Hasn't Even Been Banned From Twitter Yet

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Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt On Hillary Clinton @ Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt On Hillary Clinton

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The Babylon Bee's Top Ten Books Of 2018 @ The Babylon Bee's Top Ten Books Of 2018

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And here they are!

10.) Stop Browsing Facebook and Go Read A Friggin' Book You Morons — Karen Swallow Prior:

9.) Owning Your First Lib: A Newcomer's Guide to Lib Ownership — Ben Shapiro

8.) I Kissed I Kissed I Kissed I Kissed Dating Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye — Joshua Harris

7.) Disruptive Baldness — Alan Noble:

6.) Dropkicking a Child's Heart: No More Mr. Nice Guy — Paul David Tripp

5.) Dude, Shave Your Face — By The Coalition of Calvinist Wives

4.) This Book Has Colorful Balloons on the Cover so You Know It's Gonna Be Uplifting — Bob Goff:

3.) How to Slap Shiplap On Literally Anything — by Chip & Joanna Gaines

2.) The Benedict Option 2: Deep Space — Rod Dreher

1.) The Art of the Deal — Donald Trump:

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Ninth Circuit Court Rules Border Wall Must Be 'Short Enough That A Pregnant Woman Carrying A Child In Each Arm Could Be Expected To Scale It Without Difficulty' @ Ninth Circuit Court Rules Border Wall Must Be 'Short Enough That A Pregnant Woman Carrying A Child In Each Arm Could Be Expected To Scale It Without Difficulty'

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Eminem Announces He Will Decline Chief Of Staff Position Should Trump Select Him @ Eminem Announces He Will Decline Chief Of Staff Position Should Trump Select Him

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Donald Trump Is The Babylon Bee's Christian Of The Year 2018 @ Donald Trump Is The Babylon Bee's Christian Of The Year 2018

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Mike Pence Silently Praying Imprecatory Psalms @ Mike Pence Silently Praying Imprecatory Psalms

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Clintons Outnumber Crowd At Latest Speaking Engagement @ Clintons Outnumber Crowd At Latest Speaking Engagement

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Every Last Ounce Of Play-Doh Gifted On Christmas Already Dried Up And Stuck To Carpet @ Report: Every Last Ounce Of Play-Doh Gifted On Christmas Already Dried Up And Stuck To Carpet

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Asgardian Immigrant Only One Found Worthy Of Wielding Congressional Gavel @ Asgardian Immigrant Only One Found Worthy Of Wielding Congressional Gavel

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Nation Accused Of Sexism For Rejecting Successful Businesswoman Cruella De Vil As Presidential Candidate @ Nation Accused Of Sexism For Rejecting Successful Businesswoman Cruella De Vil As Presidential Candidate

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