The apology thread

[no1tovote4]

I think we should start an apology thread where posters can publicly apologize for any unprovoked attacks on other posters.

Some of you owe me one.Who would like to start?

I am sorry that y'all don't see more of me! Just don't take it so personally, geez!

 

[no1tovote4]

roomy,

i am very very very sorry that












you are a fanny :teeth:

Did you know that the Brits think that the "fanny" is a different thing than a backside? I'm sure that it creates whole minutes of hilarity among the young in Britland, or whatever they want to call that side of the pond, while watching American TV....

 

[no1tovote4]

How about apologizing for mispelling apologize, especially when the word is plastered across this thread, spelled correctly.

Didn't you know that the Brits have a special hatred for the letter "z", I think it has to do with their love of the letter "u". Sometime in the past Z insulted U and left her at the alter or something. Hence they add the letter U unnecessarily and will often substitute the letter "S" when a Z would be far more proper according to pronunciation rules...

 

[Diuretic]

My father was from Denmark.

Hopefully Denmark will soon be able to reassert its clear right
of possession to former territories such as NE England.

Actually, make that all of England.

The horn hats were not historical, except in the view of some
Hollywood studios, and German opera producers.

Hey you had the Danelaw, don't be greedy, leave some for the Saxons!

 

[Diuretic]

Did you know that the Brits think that the "fanny" is a different thing than a backside? I'm sure that it creates whole minutes of hilarity among the young in Britland, or whatever they want to call that side of the pond, while watching American TV....

Why would they watch American TV? All the sitcoms are ripoffs of British ones anyway :teeth:

 

[CSM]

Why would they watch American TV? All the sitcoms are ripoffs of British ones anyway :teeth:

Cmon...we all know the Brits have no sense of humor. It's that stiff upper lip that just ruins their whole psyche.

 

[Diuretic]

Cmon...we all know the Brits have no sense of humor. It's that stiff upper lip that just ruins their whole psyche.

True enough. I mean that whole documentary series on British hotel management Fawlty Towers was a brilliant expose of how badly they run their hotels

 

[CSM]

True enough. I mean that whole documentary series on British hotel management Fawlty Towers was a brilliant expose of how badly they run their hotels

Sure was! Same goes for that show (honestly cannot remember the name of it) documented the female vicar (is that the right term?) and her antics. Its a good thing our own entertainment media doesn't give false impressions of what life int he US is like, eh!

 

[Diuretic]

Sure was! Same goes for that show (honestly cannot remember the name of it) documented the female vicar (is that the right term?) and her antics. Its a good thing our own entertainment media doesn't give false impressions of what life int he US is like, eh!

You mean....Martin Sheen isn't the President???????

 

[CSM]

You mean....Martin Sheen isn't the President???????

Nope. and guess what...staying at a certain hotel chain in the US wont teach you how to perform brain surgery!

 

[Hobbit]

Ok, I give up. I apoligize...for being so damn sexy. Sorry ladies, but only one of you can have me. Them's the breaks.

 

[Said1]

Ok, I give up. I apoligize...for being so damn sexy. Sorry ladies, but only one of you can have me. Them's the breaks.

Thanks.

But I hate to fight, so I won't be at the door crasher event.

 

[Hobbit]

Thanks.

But I hate to fight, so I won't be at the door crasher event.

How gracious of you.

 

[Said1]

How gracious of you.

It's a curse, but I deal.

 

[Diuretic]

Nope. and guess what...staying at a certain hotel chain in the US wont teach you how to perform brain surgery!

That's it! I'm cancelling! I'll go to Alaska or Hawaii, you know, somewhere that's not American

 

[CSM]

That's it! I'm cancelling! I'll go to Alaska or Hawaii, you know, somewhere that's not American

Try France...that's about as unAmerican as you can get...but then you folks came from there originally didn't you? *sheesh* can't stay in one place can ya!

 

[sitarro]

"love means never having to say your sorry'' Ali Mcgraw...."Love Story"
*teardrops forming just thinking about it*

 

[no1tovote4]

"love means never having to say your sorry'' Ali Mcgraw...."Love Story"
*teardrops forming just thinking about it*

In reality it means a constant barrage of having to say, "I'm sorry!" with some, "I'm wrong!" and "I can't do anything right!"

 

[Gunny]

I think we should start an apology thread where posters can publicly apologize for any unprovoked attacks on other posters.

Some of you owe me one.Who would like to start?

F- off.

 

[Gunny]

I shall remember it for as long as i feel ashamed of myself for slapping your arse in public probably all of 30 seconds

It shouldn't take that long. You slacking on us, or what?