That's like the odds of...

[☭proletarian☭]

Being hit by a plane?

 

[Conspiracist]

I'd rather hit the lottery.

 

[☭proletarian☭]

I'd rather hit the lottery.

A man walked up to his wife and asked her 'what would you do if I won the lottery?'

She replied, 'I'd take half of it hand leave'

'Good,' he retorted, 'I won five bucks- take two-fifty and get the **** out.'