2aguy
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John Nolte lays it out perfectly.....Thanksgiving offends all the right people and the holiday is an example of why this country is so great...
Thanksgiving has always been my favorite holiday. Turkey, stuffing, pie, four-day weekend⌠Whatâs not to love? But what makes Thanksgiving especially enjoyable are all the neurotic and narcissistic whiners who use the holiday to pretend theyâre not Nazis.
Nobody stole your land, you godless crybaby.
Nobody slaughtered you or anyone you know, you squealing little gerbil.
Why donât you cry some more, bitch, while I add another dollop of whipped cream onto this fat slice of sweet potato pie.
Yes, itâs these whiners who remind me of just how good life is in America.
Imagine a country where life is so good that the only thing a bunch of overprivileged, simpering little bitches have to bitch about is shit that happened 150 years ago to people they donât know and are not related to.
That sounds like a pretty great country to me.
Imagine a country so great that the only thing these professional, all-about-me moaners can find to moan about (when theyâre not manufacturing race hoaxes) is stuff that happened so long ago Joe Biden doesnât remember it. Of course, Joe Biden canât remember why heâs on the toilet, so that might not be the best example.
Anyway, that sounds like a pretty great country to me.
Imagine a country so great that the professional grousers are not only forced to look back hundreds of years but forced to lie about what happened hundreds of years ago â this absurd lie that no one in North America was stealing land or enslaving or exploiting the environment until the honkies arrived.
Thanksgiving has always been my favorite holiday. Turkey, stuffing, pie, four-day weekend⌠Whatâs not to love? But what makes Thanksgiving especially enjoyable are all the neurotic and narcissistic whiners who use the holiday to pretend theyâre not Nazis.
Nobody stole your land, you godless crybaby.
Nobody slaughtered you or anyone you know, you squealing little gerbil.
Why donât you cry some more, bitch, while I add another dollop of whipped cream onto this fat slice of sweet potato pie.
Yes, itâs these whiners who remind me of just how good life is in America.
Imagine a country where life is so good that the only thing a bunch of overprivileged, simpering little bitches have to bitch about is shit that happened 150 years ago to people they donât know and are not related to.
That sounds like a pretty great country to me.
Imagine a country so great that the only thing these professional, all-about-me moaners can find to moan about (when theyâre not manufacturing race hoaxes) is stuff that happened so long ago Joe Biden doesnât remember it. Of course, Joe Biden canât remember why heâs on the toilet, so that might not be the best example.
Anyway, that sounds like a pretty great country to me.
Imagine a country so great that the professional grousers are not only forced to look back hundreds of years but forced to lie about what happened hundreds of years ago â this absurd lie that no one in North America was stealing land or enslaving or exploiting the environment until the honkies arrived.
Nolte: I'm Thankful Thanksgiving Offends All the Worst People
What makes Thanksgiving enjoyable are the narcissistic whiners who use the holiday to pretend they're not Nazis.
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