Tesla Cybertruck Voted 'Worst Vehicle' By National Association Of Terrorist Car Bombers

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Tesla Cybertruck Voted 'Worst Vehicle' By National Association Of Terrorist Car Bombers
U.S.·Jan 2, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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U.S. — Following its poor performance in the attack outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas this week, the Tesla Cybertruck was unanimously voted Worst Vehicle by members of the National Association of Terrorist Car Bombers.

The group took an official survey of its membership after the Trump Hotel bombing, with a startling 100% of responders giving the Cybertruck the lowest possible score for its suitability for the association's work.

"Terrible job. Hard pass," said Anthony Larson, Vice President of the NATCB. "While other manufacturers do a great job of designing vehicles that perform well during terrorist bombing attacks, Tesla has really dropped the ball with the Cybertruck. It has shown itself to be completely inadequate for our needs. Not sure what Elon Musk and his team were thinking when they were making this one."

Other members of the organization were equally disappointed. "It's almost as if Tesla gave no consideration to how the Cybertruck would do when fashioned into a weapon of mass destruction," said Anwar Al Habib. "How are we supposed to use this vehicle to kill innocent, unsuspecting people when the bomb blast barely makes it out of the cab? Ridiculous. Give me an old windowless Dodge van, thank you."

While members did compliment the Cybertruck for its innovative look, surprising towing strength, and energy efficiency, they all said its dreadful rating as a car bombing vehicle was a deal-breaker.

At publishing time, in yet another poor review, the Cybertruck had also been named Worst in Class by Car Bomber magazine.
 
Elon Musk is a hero for the design, as he saved countless lives.

The Left should applaud him.
If you want to buy some battery on wheels - go ahead.

Aside from that, there is no proof whatsoever that the design or the materials used for that shit-ugly battery on wheels - prevented anything.
Since no effective - or factually, no bomb at all, was used nor exploded.

But your post does lend credence to my previous statements - that Trump will enforce Tesla's onto his crowd and the American consumer.

With Trumpfter's now propagating/advertising batteries on wheels. (thus supporting, what they refer to as "the climate hoax". :auiqs.jpg::auiqs.jpg:
 
If you want to buy some battery on wheels - go ahead.

Aside from that, there is no proof whatsoever that the design or the materials used for that shit-ugly battery on wheels - prevented anything.
Since no effective - or factually, no bomb at all, was used nor exploded.

But your post does lend credence to my previous statements - that Trump will enforce Tesla's onto his crowd and the American consumer.

With Trumpfter's now propagating/advertising batteries on wheels. (thus supporting, what they refer to as "the climate hoax". :auiqs.jpg::auiqs.jpg:


:eusa_boohoo:

Aww you need a hug?
 
Aww.... doesn't the right wing cult despise EV's?
But somehow NOW love MUSK?

It's weird, can you explain it?

I would never own a CT, but it DID save lives and survive one hell of an explosion. Unlike you, my personal feelings towards the vehicle play no part in the respect I give it for surviving a terrorist bomb.

Doesn't the left wing cult LOVE EV's? Why the sudden hate for Musk?
 
Aww.... doesn't the right wing cult despise EV's?
But somehow NOW love MUSK?

It's weird, can you explain it?

The weirdest thing about it is that Elon isn't a conservative, or a patriot imo, he was once a WEF Young Global Leader and supports so many globalist agendas. Not to mention he's a Technocrat and a transhumanist.

Unpopular opinion, but I think so many people are being played. The masks are already starting to come off, I just hope and pray that continues.

 
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I would never own a CT, but it DID save lives and survive one hell of an explosion. Unlike you, my personal feelings towards the vehicle play no part in the respect I give it for surviving a terrorist bomb.

Doesn't the left wing cult LOVE EV's? Why the sudden hate for Musk?
LOLLOLL

1). I will NEVER buy an EV.
2). I will never give up my gas Stove.
3). I will always support all the LGBQ, even though I will NEVER understand the trans shit.
 

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