Ted Cruz attacks Bob the Builder for spreading "blatant pro-infrastructure propaganda"!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In his latest attack on a fictional character beloved by children, Senator Ted Cruz has lambasted Bob the Builder for spreading what the legislator called “blatant pro-infrastructure propaganda.”​

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Cruz said that Bob, who originates from the United Kingdom, should “stop throwing his precious wrench into the American economy by supporting runaway government spending.”​

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“Whenever you see Bob the Builder, he’s maniacally building something,” Cruz said. “Our children are being exposed to his sick and twisted message that functional infrastructure is good.”​

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Because of Bob the Builder’s “extreme pro-infrastructure views,” the senator said that he has "banned Bob’s program from the Cruz household."​

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“Sorry, Bob the Builder, but I like my TV shows without the stench of socialism,” Cruz said.​

Ted Cruz Attacks Bob the Builder for Spreading Pro-Infrastructure Propaganda

The senator said that Bob, who originates from the United Kingdom, should “stop throwing his precious wrench into the American economy.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Moonglow]

Cruz has Thomas in his sights....

 

[bodecea]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In his latest attack on a fictional character beloved by children, Senator Ted Cruz has lambasted Bob the Builder for spreading what the legislator called “blatant pro-infrastructure propaganda.”​

​

Cruz said that Bob, who originates from the United Kingdom, should “stop throwing his precious wrench into the American economy by supporting runaway government spending.”​

​

“Whenever you see Bob the Builder, he’s maniacally building something,” Cruz said. “Our children are being exposed to his sick and twisted message that functional infrastructure is good.”​

​

Because of Bob the Builder’s “extreme pro-infrastructure views,” the senator said that he has "banned Bob’s program from the Cruz household."​

​

“Sorry, Bob the Builder, but I like my TV shows without the stench of socialism,” Cruz said.​

Ted Cruz Attacks Bob the Builder for Spreading Pro-Infrastructure Propaganda

The senator said that Bob, who originates from the United Kingdom, should “stop throwing his precious wrench into the American economy.”

www.newyorker.com

This could be very true con-sidering how idiotic Cancun Cruz is.

 

[bodecea]

Cruz has Thomas in his sights....

Didn't whats-her-name from the NRA attack Thomas already for having an African engine?

 

[Moonglow]

Didn't whats-her-name from the NRA attack Thomas already for having an African engine?

I think it was over Thomas being bi-sexual.

 

[Anomalism]

Cruz has Thomas in his sights....

Thomas is creepy as fuck.

 

[Otis Mayfield]

Cruz is doing everything he can to get voters to forget about Cancun.

 

[Moonglow]

Thomas is creepy as fuck.

He has that mind bending genre going down...

 

[ReinyDays]

Big Bird has no bowel control ...

 

[Moonglow]

Cruz is doing everything he can to get voters to forget about Cancun.

Ahhh, but winter is nigh...

 

[Moonglow]

Big Bird has no bowel control ...

He only has one with a corkscrew pinis, efficient, no?

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Bob generally fails to adhere to standard Health and Safety legislation in his shows and should not be confused with a serious building professional. He tends to finish his work very quickly which is sus and never gets knocked back over a quote.

Suggests he is under quoting for work and therefore is employing cheap immigrant labour.

Absolute commie scum.

 

[DrLove]

Cruz has Thomas in his sights....

Entirely possible. After all, making our first investment in rail since Amtrak came about in 1971 is SOCIALIST!!

 

[Crepitus]

Good thing ol Teddy's never seen an episode of Handy Manny.

 

[bodecea]

I think it was over Thomas being bi-sexual.

NRA's Dana Loesch Rants About 'Thomas & Friends' Characters, Puts Tanks In KKK Hoods

The gun advocate slammed the children's show, saying there was no need to bring in ethnic diversity.

www.huffpost.com

 

[Magnus]

When is the usual Republican "War On Christmas" diatribe starting? It usually gets underway around this time.

 

[Moonglow]

When is the usual Republican "War On Christmas" diatribe starting? It usually gets underway around this time.

It has already started on FacePalmBook.

 

[DrLove]

NRA's Dana Loesch Rants About 'Thomas & Friends' Characters, Puts Tanks In KKK Hoods

The gun advocate slammed the children's show, saying there was no need to bring in ethnic diversity.

www.huffpost.com

Ahh - Good ol' Dana Loesch. Obviously life imitates satire!

 

[Moonglow]

Entirely possible. After all, making our first investment in rail since Amtrak came about in 1971 is SOCIALIST!!

Yet, baseball parks and football stadiums are built by taxpayer-funded capitalism.

 

[DrLove]

When is the usual Republican "War On Christmas" diatribe starting? It usually gets underway around this time.

In the absence of Billo "The Clown" O'Reilly, Hannity and Carlson may pick that beloved tradition up tonight!