DrLove
Diamond Member
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In his latest attack on a fictional character beloved by children, Senator Ted Cruz has lambasted Bob the Builder for spreading what the legislator called “blatant pro-infrastructure propaganda.”
Cruz said that Bob, who originates from the United Kingdom, should “stop throwing his precious wrench into the American economy by supporting runaway government spending.”
“Whenever you see Bob the Builder, he’s maniacally building something,” Cruz said. “Our children are being exposed to his sick and twisted message that functional infrastructure is good.”
Because of Bob the Builder’s “extreme pro-infrastructure views,” the senator said that he has "banned Bob’s program from the Cruz household."
“Sorry, Bob the Builder, but I like my TV shows without the stench of socialism,” Cruz said.
Ted Cruz Attacks Bob the Builder for Spreading Pro-Infrastructure Propaganda
The senator said that Bob, who originates from the United Kingdom, should “stop throwing his precious wrench into the American economy.”
