Tampon Tim flies to devastated areas in North Carolina

[Votto]

Tim Walz has cleverly decided to convert his massive tampons used for use in male bathrooms around the country into floatation devices for those who were flooded during the recent hurricane. "I am here to show we care", said Tim. "Also, if you use enough of these absorbent tampons, chances are the flood waters will begin to recede."

Tim later commented, "We just don't want voters to think we are throwing them all under the bus by not visiting, like we did the people in Palestine Ohio"

Joe Biden was unavailable for comment (per usual) and Kamala Harris had to attend another sorority event in Indiana as she was far too busy to visit the area.

 

[Rambunctious]

He has to debate Vance tomorrow... he may want to run and hide....

 

[0311]

What is about giving girls in Junior High and High School free access to Feminine Hygiene Products pisses you people off so fucking much?

 

[Polishprince]

What is about giving girls in Junior High and High School free access to Feminine Hygiene Products pisses you people off so fucking much?

This has nothing to do with giving girls anything, this is about providing these products to boys. And that is Gov. Walz's big initiative.

 

[Rambunctious]

Biden gets defensive when pushed on who's 'commanding' Hurricane Helene response

President Biden grew heated with a reporter who asked why he wasn't at the White House "commanding" Hurricane Helene response over the weekend.

www.foxnews.com

 

[BackAgain]

He is gonna need some very absorbent tampons.

 

[Woodznutz]

He is gonna need some very absorbent tampons.

Or, to paraphrase Roy Scheider's character in "Jaws",

"We're gonna need a bigger tampon!"

 

[two_iron]

 

[MarathonMike]

He has to debate Vance tomorrow... he may want to run and hide....

He managed to not have a full on Biden meltdown but it wasn't a whole lot better. I'll say he is a better debater than Kamala, but then most sharp 6th graders are too.