SUV w/ diamond & gold gauges, whale penis leather interior, bulletproo...wait, what?

[RadiomanATL]

$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather - russian cars - Jalopnik

The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush. For your $1.5 million you get the following features:

1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.

And, of course, of course -
THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.

 

[RadiomanATL]

 

[RadiomanATL]

Ok, sorry. Just did the math here, and its possible to actually profit from this vehicle.

Three bottle of RussoBaltique Vodka, each bottle is $1.3million each, so you get $3.9M worth of vodka, for purchasing a $1.5M vehicle. So sell the vodka at Only $1M each (undercutting the market by $300,000 per bottle) and clear a profit of $1.5M and own the vehicle.

 

[007]

A Russian SUV with a GM engine...

 

[strollingbones]

back up the fucking short bus here, whale penis leather?

million dollar vodka?

i am not sure which is more shocking!

 

[RadiomanATL]

A Russian SUV with a GM engine...

I did a double take too.

 

[RadiomanATL]

back up the fucking short bus here, whale penis leather?

Wonder what happens when you vacuum it...

 

[strollingbones]

you know i am trying not to think about the whale penis interior .....

 

[RadiomanATL]

you know i am trying not to think about the whale penis interior .....

You know how they harvest it?

They use four-skin divers!!



<rimshot>
ba-da-dum.

 

[tigerbob]

you know i am trying not to think about the whale penis interior .....

You know how they harvest it?

They use four-skin divers!!



<rimshot>
ba-da-dum.

Divecon......?

 

[RadiomanATL]

you know i am trying not to think about the whale penis interior .....

You know how they harvest it?

They use four-skin divers!!



<rimshot>
ba-da-dum.

Divecon......?

Shit, sounds like it may be pretty lucrative. If it pays enough I would do it.

 

[007]

OK... why aren't there any pictures of this whale penis leather if it's so darn.... WHATEVER?