Suffering From Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD)?

[Meathead]

Now there's a clinical term for it, so surely help must be on its way:

(Sorry, repost for having committed the cardinal sin of having copied&pasted in caps in the title, which offended a mod. Apparently, TARD is worse than we thought)

Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme sadness. SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS: People with Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence. According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms: - Telling others they are moving to Canada - Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College RELATED ARTICLES Ecstasy to be used in Canadian study into post-traumatic stress disorder Fear of Tyranny Is Now Treated As A Psychiatric Disorder In The West - Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of - Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something” - Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative - Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and actually some sort of Hitler persona CAUSES AND MECHANISMS: Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America...
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[JakeStarkey]

Bully on your, meathead. That is funny!

 

[NightFox]

LOL, "Acceptance Resistance" .....

Would you like some fries with your oxymoron?

 

[JakeStarkey]

As long as they are salted lightly.

 

[easyt65]

Does that mean later, should Snowflakes relapse, they will be RE-TARDS?!

 

[ClosedCaption]

LOL, "Acceptance Resistance" .....

Would you like some fries with your oxymoron?

Thats why there are so few Republican comedians

 

[Meathead]

An observation from the deleted thread, RETARD Republican Trump Acceptance Disorder Disorder:

["You know if you add Republican Establishment you will get RETARD..."]

Good point. RETARD was a related disorder which was successfully treated in the early morning of November 9th. Not coincidentally, TARD broke out in the same early morning of November 9th and has reached epidemic proportions since.

 

[theHawk]

LOL, "Acceptance Resistance" .....

Would you like some fries with your oxymoron?

Well the retards are refusing to accept that Trump won....

 

[NightFox]

RETARD Republican Trump Acceptance Disorder Disorder:

Correction:
RETARD Republican
The other flavor of RETARD Democrat

 

[Meathead]

Since this is breaking stuff, a short list of those likely to suffer from TARD has been issued:

Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors: -

Membership in the Democratic party -

Identifying as a Feminist -

Currently enrolled in college, and/or -

Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree -

Cuckoldry -

Living in a densely populated metropolitan area -

Massive student debt -

Spotty or non-existent work history -

Hipsterism

READ MORE: Are You Suffering From Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD)?

 

[Meathead]

Since this is breaking stuff, a short list of those likely to suffer from TARD has been issued:

Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors: -

Membership in the Democratic party -

Identifying as a Feminist -

Currently enrolled in college, and/or -

Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree -

Cuckoldry -

Living in a densely populated metropolitan area -

Massive student debt -

Spotty or non-existent work history -

Hipsterism

READ MORE: Are You Suffering From Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD)?

Update:

- Telling others they are moving to Canada -

Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College RELATED ARTICLES Ecstasy to be used in Canadian study into post-traumatic stress disorder Fear of Tyranny Is Now Treated As A Psychiatric Disorder In The West -

Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of -

Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something” -

Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative -

Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and actually some sort of Hitler persona READ MORE: Are You Suffering From Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD)?